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Posted 29 January 2010 - 19:22

u has big mouf!


You are right in more than one way. I don't know when to shut up.
Like now. See? This just goes on. Without having any point at all.
But, oddly.. that's not even the biggest problem. The biggest problem
is that there are idiots who keep on reading this till the very, freaking
end, that still sits a looong way from where you are now, haha!
But no matter, even though I talk too much, don't know when to
call it quits, and have a serious problem with wanting to squeeze
way too many words in just one single little sentence, that turns out
to be not little at all, but pretty long and boring. Like just now.
Anyway, that's it, you made it! You read it all.

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Posted 30 January 2010 - 01:30

You are right in more than one way. I don't know when to shut up.
Like now. See? This just goes on. Without having any point at all.
But, oddly.. that's not even the biggest problem. The biggest problem
is that there are idiots who keep on reading this till the very, freaking
end, that still sits a looong way from where you are now, haha!
But no matter, even though I talk too much, don't know when to
call it quits, and have a serious problem with wanting to squeeze
way too many words in just one single little sentence, that turns out
to be not little at all, but pretty long and boring. Like just now.
Anyway, that's it, you made it! You read it all.


See, there' my problem -- I suck up info, regardless of source or merit, and keep doing so 'til the end. So I made it! *Fwee~~~~*

So I heard this song for the first time (Excision and Dartsik --"Swagga") and like died inside. It was pure auditory madness on a scale I had never heard before,. That's saying something considering that I love My Bloody Valentine, Medicine, Slowdive, Lolishit... Anyway, it was amazing. I had to take the headphones off because I couldn't handle it at first. It made me stagger, it made me grin, it made me hyperventilate. It was amazing.

So yeah.

Oh wait, this is supposed to be abstract ranting? I rant, therefore, about the filthy, grimey, beauty that is "Swagga".
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Posted 06 March 2010 - 07:24

28 weeks and a shot of cachaça.
Two healthy babes to come home, I hope.
I sleep lonely.

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 09:38

Two boards, three nails and a Messiah, please. No, no hares or eggs with those, thanks!

BTW IT IS CAPSUAL FRIDAY, GENTLEMEN.

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 14:38

occasional perpetuall calamity
interacted vocal, distracted by our vanity

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 15:56

Two boards, three nails and a Messiah, please. No, no hares or eggs with those, thanks!

BTW IT IS CAPSUAL FRIDAY, GENTLEMEN.


"Obama's not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus." - John Fugelsang

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 17:50

"Obama's not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus." - John Fugelsang


"Save a child, kill a priest."

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Posted 03 April 2010 - 21:36

save a preist, kill a deity

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Posted 03 April 2010 - 23:07

bendable
mind
is
faster
than
body

THERE IS NO RELIGION SUPERIOR TO THE TRUTH


THERE IS NO TRUTH SUPERIOR TO THE ONE I CHOOSE

C'EST MIEUX D'ETRE BELLE ET REBELLE


QUE MOCHE ET REMOCHE



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Posted 03 April 2010 - 23:18

this
topic
gives
me
a free ticket
to post
crap
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THERE IS NO RELIGION SUPERIOR TO THE TRUTH


THERE IS NO TRUTH SUPERIOR TO THE ONE I CHOOSE

C'EST MIEUX D'ETRE BELLE ET REBELLE


QUE MOCHE ET REMOCHE



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Posted 04 April 2010 - 05:20

I don't know what to say. ("<img src='http://www.renoise.com/board/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sleep.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='-_-' />)

Edited by kikaruu, 04 April 2010 - 05:21.

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 12:53

no one said save a deity, destroy all humans. I'm disapointed

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 17:37

I am on a bus
Mackeys stomach bubbling
In for a long day
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Whoa, this isn't wood shop class?

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Posted 05 April 2010 - 12:37

tables of time, settled alkaline, a shorter week perhaps

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Posted 05 April 2010 - 18:20

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Posted 05 April 2010 - 20:03

Aldus verzamelde zich het voetvolk van de dansvloer in Watt, uit alle uithoeken van Zuid Holland. De tiende editie van de Grote Prijs van Zuid-Holland zou aanvangen en wederom hadden een zestal heldhaftige live acts de arena betreden, waaronder Kaizoku, de Kapers van Rotterdam. Wij hadden het anker reeds gehesen en het zeil gezet om slag te leveren, de kanonnen geladen met onze beukende beats en rollende bassen. Het was een epische strijd, van live gear acts, tot krankzinnige drumsessies, waanzinnige retro electro, hagelstenen aan energiek ritmisch geweld en dodelijk strakke grooves en vibes. Bloed, zweet en tranen vloeiden rijkelijk van het podium over de dansvloer, een bloeddorstig publiek verzwolg het muzikale geweld in euforische staat, eer de laatste act het podium betrad. Met enkel een laptop, een hoop bravour en een plastic zwaard, bombardeerden de dubstep piraten, helaas in afwezigheid van een scheepsmaat, menig welwillend oor met hun hartverscheurende bassbeat geweld van bijbelse proporties. En zo hamerde Kaizoku de GPZH van 2010 door de knieën. Het duistere legioen van tienduizend samoerai piraten werd direct na hun laatste noot beloond met de publieksprijs, waarna het beruchte juryberaad plaatsvond in de krochten van Watt. Wellicht was het een speling van het Lot, wellicht een kwinkslag van Vrouwe Fortuna, een dwaling van de Lieve Heer, of de Dictatuur van de Meerderheid... maar de eerste prijs werd tevens in de wacht gesleept door Kaizoku, de beruchte schavotten van de onderste regionen van het frequentiespectrum. En zo keerde het Kofschip huiswaerts, den schatten veilig in het ruim en den euforie op ons drieën gelaat, zoals het waere piraeten betaemt. Vanuit de diepste krochten van onze ziel willen wij ieder en elk persoon hartelijk bedanken voor de aanwezigheid, support en vooral goede sfeer op deze epische avond! Wij groeten u en drinken in uw naam! Yarr!

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Posted 07 April 2010 - 17:34

Tippy toe in the shallow end of the pool,
My question: I make music, can I make music?
Pepsi.

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Posted 07 April 2010 - 20:16

Moos was a demon, a black deadly demon

Moos grabbed all that flew, ate all the squeaked
Moos did not know fear, did not know defeat
Moos the adventurer, the demon who knew freedom

Moos in time for dinner, after a fine long nap
Moos was the man, though Gijs could beat him to crap
Moos always knew how to find my lap

Moos now drinks the milk at Odin's table
Moos granted a too short time of his epic fable

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Posted 08 April 2010 - 02:40

Once upon a time, there was a girl who took a walk in the forest. She stumbled across a quaint little house set in a clearing. Famished as she was, she ventured inside, like a young RPG player, to see if the owners would give her anything to eat.

Inside were three bowls of spaghetti. I'm talking humongous. Ginormous. Almost as big as your head. They all looked so appetizing, and "Hmm," the young girl reasoned to herself, "these must've been set here for me." So the girl sat down, her mouth salivating at the prospect of spaghetti, and dug in to the first bowl. But she immediately threw down her fork and forced herself to swallow the spaghetti down, not even pausing to chew! This spaghetti was much too cold.

So, the girl tried the next bowl. Oh no! Must the heavens sneer at her yet again? There was no way that she could pick up the fork, let alone eat the spaghetti! The bowl was hot to the touch, and she could tell from the steadily rising steam that it was too hot to eat. So she sighed and hoped the last bowl would be what she wanted."

So she tried the last bowl, and immediately she was back at her grandmother's house, eating nice, warm spaghetti in front of the radio. No, television. But she heard a noise behind her creep up, and she thought it was some dubstep, but it couldn't have been...

And then! This bear crawls into the front door, and Goldilocks spins around, noodles and sauce splattering her cheeks. The bear looks for a tick, then growls slightly, and Goldilocks freaks out and screams, itty bitty bits of spaghetti flying through the air like Shrek incarnate.

And then! The bear roars like a freaking mountain lion and attacks poor Goldilocks, her golden locks whipping to and fro as the bear's teeth sink into yer soft, tender flesh. The rends her body in two, the organs flying every which way, her bones groaning in protest as the bear starts to devour the girl!

And then! The other two bears, Papa Bear and Mama Bear, rush in and join the fray! Their bodies moving erratically and mechanically as the walls close in on the girl's life!

AND THEN!!

You lost the game.
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:50

hmmm, i feel like buying a lpd8 today.

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Posted 08 April 2010 - 18:03

I read a sig that referenced a quote that said "Sequencers are like martial arts. It's about how good you are with them, not how good the tool is."

It's a well known fact that some martial arts are more effective than others. You can't win against brazilian jujitsu with wushu.

But you know what? Maybe I don't want to be stripped down to my underwear grappling another sweaty man, maybe I just want to make art and put on show.

Re-wushu.

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Posted 10 April 2010 - 14:06

Falling faster than ever before
Wondering when I'll stop this descent
Pulling harder on the strings of my life
Slowly turning from dive to crescent

When the eyes of the land below me open
And the maw of danger approaches, quickly
I wonder if I'll survive this fall
Before I'm a smear on the ground, bloody

And I think to myself as the wind rushes past
What a wonderful world to leave at last
They won't miss me, just be a little perturbed
As they wipe the remains off the streets and the curbs
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Posted 10 April 2010 - 20:10

Scented in urine stained surrounded
drama queens extended our plastic vision
inane wasted retrospected as
a slam to the face, enemy not

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 14:59

In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 megabytes.
Cannibalism between consensual adults.
Phrase number three.

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 18:32

compress your fame in a conglomeratly controlled low quality format and get it down to 3.5mb