Any Advice On How To Act In Paris?

This is really off topic :)

Me and my girlfriend are going to Paris for a couple of days.

Is there someone here that can give some advice on how to act.
How to be polite or any big no nos?

be aware when ordering pizza in the old city district;
watch out for raw eggs dropped in the center of the pizza!
(i don’t think it’s understandable when reading the menu…)

happy holidays! :D

Dont kill anyone.

join a drama company. ho ho.

Thanks for the offer… Ofcourse she is pretty and she is also pregnant, but are you desperate?

HAHAHAH :))

Love that one :)

How to act in Paris… well… try to avoid the clichés places for tourists, don’t act like one, and visit REAL places instead :)

(but wtf do I know, I live in south-west of france) :D

I will wear my basker, than it will look like I´m french B)

the French use to appreciate when you speak English with them… ;) :lol: