How many refreshes per second are required in order to expedite the cakening?
OH WAIT, I actually have an idea ....
If this appeals to the other tops + mods, I'm volunteering to drop out in order to run the selection. For the selection, I propose we/I take a small sample of each entry. There'd be 11 right? So, call it a 1/4 second sample of that song. Put them in some sort of order ... by entry or randomly or whatever. Repeat that to be like 10 minutes long. Then we load it up as a Serato track. I'll manually wind the turntable platter to warp 2. Then I drop the needle and let it come to rest. That person's sample wins. Calculated with maths.