Not at all. Wait…maybe that’s not strictly true…if I had a silly imagination…
The scene: Standing at the checkpoint border. Raul on the Spanish side, 4tey on the British side…
Raul: Are you going to let me in?
4tey: I tell you what Raul, [4tey looks around..shadily] for a small fee,
which we can negotiate, I'll let you sidestep these lengthy queues and travel once
around and climb that large rock. Do a bit of sightseeing. If the wrong
people know that you are setting foot on Gibraltar soil it'll be like the
Falkland Islands war on acid!**
** Okay most of that I've just said there, that's not so true. But for drama you
Raul: So what's the fee? A euro?
4tey: Ha! 1 euro? I'm barely lifting this barrier [4tey puts on a pathetic show
of trying to lift the border barrier.]
Raul: I've got 10 euros, final offer.
4tey: Well...okay. But make it quick, and don't look so...Spanish.
Raul: What's that supposed to mean?
4tey: Just hurry will you.
Raul: Which way to go?
4tey: Just head towards that very large boulder, you can't miss it.
If you climb to the top, you may see Morocco.
Thank goodness I don’t have a silly imagination Raul