Bad Ideas Thread

.xrns - whole project

.xrnn - only “note data”, only the xml stuff

.xrnd - only sample data in one file

.xrnl - interchange with .xrnd, but just containing local links to samples

.xrnn and .xrnd/.xrnl go hand in hand, and can be merged to an .xrns for transfer or backup.

This ought to be a good idea. But is probably deemed “bad” by many people. It might be more efficient, but complicates stuff up to a point where newbies would “leave this daw™” because they just don’t get it, or spam the forums with hate mails because they lost their work as they’ve backuped the wrong format.

But wanna Wollmilchsau?

Replace all the demo tracks with fart songs.

Ditch the personalised installers and use iLok.

Great suggestion, looking forward to it. Will probably kill myself. :stuck_out_tongue:

a native # send for a pizzaservice of my choice

“Buy Refurbished Kitchens Online!” Spamming popups every third minute using Renoise. Opens up a new instance of your internet browser that gives you great deals on used kitchens. Has to be terminated in Task Manager in Administrator mode. The whole process takes just about 3 minutes.

Export, exports an image of the wav.

Export, exports an image of the wav.

and the Render - rendering the track as a 3D scene with different depth options.
so you can print the track and wear it on your neck or put it on a shelf.

immediatly fix the problem of physical format needs.

Reason style patch cables for the mix view

( good bad idea?!?)

Ultimate bad idea: discontinued Renoise.

include spyware :wink:

  • a gobbler subscription model and taktik doing weekly promo’s dressed up as steven slate

  • shitloads of DC on the master and claim it as a cure for users fighting loudness war

  • nibbles? nah n64 emulator with inifinite superman64 ‘fly through rings’ level

  • NaN’s on output every hour of renoise being active

  • color scheme changing on every tick

  • add another language that you can use to tweak the functionality of renoise bigly with fast speed

  • add another layer of patterns so you will save time doing patterns and managing and more easy

  • bring back accordion

  • color scheme changing on every tick with subsample accuracy

Cortana integration. Let Cortana suggest sample ideas that have f*ck all relevance to the project you’re currently working on.

Preview samples as emoticons because sometimes you need to know the feels.

“Like +1” your samples which are automatically shared with all your social media stalkers on Facebook / Twitter so they can use them in their tunes too.

Oldskool Renoise theme. It defaults to 320x200 resolution with 256 colors and uses a dos extender.

@Hexen: brilliant!

Renoise 3.2 will only be released on floppy disks.

Renoise 3.2 will be bundled exclusively with a 1Gb sample pack of tropical house samples, Ray-Bans and a coupon for Disneyland.

Renoise integrated with google statistics. Yo dawg we heard you like tracking so we put tracking in your tracker so you can track your tracking.

All filter devices replaced with “audiophile filters” - they’re exactly the same as before but a certain group of people can claim they sound better.

New Renoise merchandise, sandals in the shape of an R.

Renoise integrated with google statistics. Yo dawg we heard you like tracking so we put tracking in your tracker so you can track your tracking.

All filter devices replaced with “audiophile filters” - they’re exactly the same as before but a certain group of people can claim they sound better.

New Renoise merchandise, sandals in the shape of an R.

Fantastic ones :smiley:

here’s more:

  • only workable with golden heavy fragile USB dongle on USB 1.1 only.

  • F.A.D.E. copyprotection (keep de-activating functions over time - eek!).

  • nagscreens for registered users, random quotes from devs.

  • remove IT support (I keep in sync with Schismtracker i.e. IT for Raspberry).

  • drop x86 support, only x64.

  • rewrite the whole miracle in java xD

  • donate buttons in every section of the program.

  • drop keyboard midi and allow controller only (epic fial).

iLok it all.

  • change shortcuts in Renoise 3.2, for example, ESC will now exit Renoise without saving

  • make snow falls in front of patterns from December to January

  • add a 1 hour limitation each 24 hours to avoid doing too much music a day