Ditch the personalised installers and use iLok.
Great suggestion, looking forward to it. Will probably kill myself. 
a native # send for a pizzaservice of my choice
“Buy Refurbished Kitchens Online!” Spamming popups every third minute using Renoise. Opens up a new instance of your internet browser that gives you great deals on used kitchens. Has to be terminated in Task Manager in Administrator mode. The whole process takes just about 3 minutes.
Export, exports an image of the wav.
Export, exports an image of the wav.
and the Render - rendering the track as a 3D scene with different depth options.
so you can print the track and wear it on your neck or put it on a shelf.
immediatly fix the problem of physical format needs.
Reason style patch cables for the mix view
( good bad idea?!?)
Ultimate bad idea: discontinued Renoise.
include spyware 
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a gobbler subscription model and taktik doing weekly promo’s dressed up as steven slate
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shitloads of DC on the master and claim it as a cure for users fighting loudness war
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nibbles? nah n64 emulator with inifinite superman64 ‘fly through rings’ level
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NaN’s on output every hour of renoise being active
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color scheme changing on every tick
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add another language that you can use to tweak the functionality of renoise bigly with fast speed
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add another layer of patterns so you will save time doing patterns and managing and more easy
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bring back accordion
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color scheme changing on every tick with subsample accuracy
Cortana integration. Let Cortana suggest sample ideas that have f*ck all relevance to the project you’re currently working on.
Preview samples as emoticons because sometimes you need to know the feels.
“Like +1” your samples which are automatically shared with all your social media stalkers on Facebook / Twitter so they can use them in their tunes too.
Oldskool Renoise theme. It defaults to 320x200 resolution with 256 colors and uses a dos extender.
Renoise 3.2 will only be released on floppy disks.
Renoise 3.2 will be bundled exclusively with a 1Gb sample pack of tropical house samples, Ray-Bans and a coupon for Disneyland.
Renoise integrated with google statistics. Yo dawg we heard you like tracking so we put tracking in your tracker so you can track your tracking.
All filter devices replaced with “audiophile filters” - they’re exactly the same as before but a certain group of people can claim they sound better.
New Renoise merchandise, sandals in the shape of an R.
Renoise integrated with google statistics. Yo dawg we heard you like tracking so we put tracking in your tracker so you can track your tracking.
All filter devices replaced with “audiophile filters” - they’re exactly the same as before but a certain group of people can claim they sound better.
New Renoise merchandise, sandals in the shape of an R.
Fantastic ones 
here’s more:
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only workable with golden heavy fragile USB dongle on USB 1.1 only.
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F.A.D.E. copyprotection (keep de-activating functions over time - eek!).
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nagscreens for registered users, random quotes from devs.
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remove IT support (I keep in sync with Schismtracker i.e. IT for Raspberry).
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drop x86 support, only x64.
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rewrite the whole miracle in java xD
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donate buttons in every section of the program.
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drop keyboard midi and allow controller only (epic fial).
iLok it all.
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change shortcuts in Renoise 3.2, for example, ESC will now exit Renoise without saving
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make snow falls in front of patterns from December to January
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add a 1 hour limitation each 24 hours to avoid doing too much music a day
Scrap that ugly vertical tracks with all those numbers that nobody understands. Is this a DAW for mathematic professors or what? Let’s use horizontal strips instead where you can move your samples with the mouse. You know, everyone uses a mouse by now. You can do that even in Cubase.
No no no, this is a tracker!
But vertical was yesterday, I agree.
Renoise will in future have a horizontal tracker interface. From left to right just as we are reading. Isn’t it a joy how all those modern widescreen setups now make much more sense?
For readability the characters aren’t rotated, so every line is like 25 characters wide with the extra fx commands not yet exanded. Very useful for how many tracks now fit onto the screen without scrolling, but a single pattern now takes a bit of extra scrolling, and…
Special Versions for people used to arabic writings already in the works, now the tracker interface will work from right to left in mirror writing! Special update price of long due fraternisation is 500 Schekel…
Oh, and shut up you pesky asian people with your old scripts, I just told you vertical was yesterday when the writing paper was expensive and just as close to square like the crt monitors we all were blasting our eyes with in the 80s and 90s…