Cbf To Haiti: Let Them Eat Bibles


Apparently the next version of these loudspeaker bible reading devices will come in the form of a big giant head. They will be running a new artificial intelligence operating system called “CzarDOS” … and they will recite a simplified 1 paragraph version of the bible which reads as follows:

“God gave you the gift of the Gun. The Gun is good! The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill!”

Is there any benefit toward showing your disgust with fellow man?

They’re doing more than this. Spreading the word of God isn’t bad either.

put flowers in your penises!

Don’t bring God into this. Spreading the word of God is just as bad as it is good.

I think just about everything has good and bad.

When I think of Fire, I think “Wow, warfare is completely based on fire, yet it keeps us warm, runs our computers, cooks our food, etc… Then again, Fire is responsible for killing millions possibly more than billions of people throughout time, just from being Fire. However, if we didn’t have the Sun, we would have never made here to even have this discussion”.

Just gotta remember if they turn you vengeful, they won.

IMHO the whole religion-stuff is senseless. Go to a pub, order a beer and if anybody asks how you want to pay, reply: “With the love of god”.