http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
I just laughed so hard 
Luving it, kthxbai
i agree - saw this on b3ta a while back and pissed myself
superlolz
Favouritest random intarweb quote evar haha!!!
Teh walkies of the Ceiling Cat beliefer iz fightins an stuff by lotza unfair gredy aholes an George Boosh. Mani cheeborgrz 2 teh beliefer cat cuz of bein nice n stuff 2 helpin kitties thru teh scary plaice. He gud beliefer cat and finden losted kitties an such. Ceiling cat gonna pwn demz who fuk wit my budz. U kno mai name iz Ceiling Cat whe I’z scartchin yo ize out n such. (dere be sum despurting bout dis line, but dis as gud as any Ceiling Cat seeds, so et stayin)
Uhm… as much of a catlover that I am, I don’t understand approx 99% of anything that’s being written… not that the Bible itself was any clearer on some matters, but at least I knew what the words meant…
But, I DO like Ceiling Cat for creating the universe… that’s as much sense I can make of this. I’m blond, not 1337, I guess…?
makes me wonder. is there a ceiling cat? or are we really living in a glass bowl on a turtles back, that stands on a bit larger turtles back…
The Ceiling Cat Rules!
he knows what is right.