Yesterday, the first of October, it was my birthday.
-Happy birthdaaaay to mee… happy birthdaaaay to meee-
And I received a EMU - Emulator X… and a E-Keys 49 MIDI keyboard as a “mass-gift” …
Now… I have no problems in understanding how to use a keyboard… but I can’t really say the same about the Emulator X.
I installed these two misterious cards in my case, connected to each other… now what? Is this a soundcard? A videocard? It makes coffee?
I strongly suspect that’s a soundcard, I admit, but just because the cardboard comes with “waveforms” drawn on it and because no other device would use a 1/4" jack in/out
looking on their site hasn’t helped much since they define that a “Desktop sampler” that leaves me totally cold.
I tried plugging front and rear of my Cambridge Soundworks ( )into their LEFT and RIGHT 1/4" analog output (and had to stick an adaptor on the mini-jacks) but all I obtained was a very clear but totally bass-less sound. I tried opening that small striped icon in the tray and a huge screen full of wonderfully crafted knobs came out… After some seconds of “What this does?” the sound went away and I’m not able to have that back not even with the “restore default” operation…
I’m sure there is some fellow Renoiser onboard able to enlighten me about this misterious device I’ve been blessed with.
What do I have in my hands? What the hell am I supposed to use it for?
How do I listen to a freaking mp3? What do I need the huge config screen for? What do I need all those rear ports for?
I’m totally clueless.