a guy comes to hell, he is afraid to death.
satan comes to him, and asks “hey, why the f**** are you so scared ?”
the guy says “yeah come on, I know what going on now ! you will make me suffer to eternity, I will feel pain I never felt before, I will wish to die but cannot.”
satan starts to laugh and says “haha, come on dude, thats just propagandha from the other side, hell is great actually. You can do whatever you like all day, hell is like a huge city full of fun. we got bars, clubs, cinema, whatever you want, everything is for free.”
so the guy wonders first but then jumps right in. And its true, its all alot of fun, everything is for free.
so this goes on for a while, the guy gets used to it, thinks its a great life. Sometimes he just wonders again about the torture, but with time he just feels save and gets convinced that hell is a great thing.
But one day he is sitting in a bar and following a strange feeling he goes to a window, pushes the curtains aside and …
sees a huge landscape out there, filled with people being tortured. fires are burning everywhere, people get dipped into bowls of molten iron, they get dragged by horses and so on and so on.
so the guy totally freaks out, starts screaming “oh my god ! oh my god !” and totally looses it.
Satan appears, goes to the guy, slaps him in the face abit and asks “What the f**** is wrong with you ?” So the guy starts screaming again “Yeah f****, you lied to me, all this fun and thing, thats just part of an evil plan to torture me even more ! You make me feel safe here, and then the torture starts ! f****, thats to insanely evil.” Satan starts to laugh and answers :
“no man, the people out there are the catholics. they want it that way.”