One-liners, Slogans, Famous Quotes

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“Why do people videotape every single moment of their life to watch it ten minutes later? Does no one simply remember anymore?” George Carlin

“An Art-Thief is someone who takes pictures.” George Carlin

“Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time.” Steve Eley

“Jeder Boot tut gut” A friend of mine, translates to the unfunny “Every (re)boot is good”

“Each one teach one” Hiphop-Fundamental

“Was du nicht willst, dass man dir tu, das füg auch keinem andern zu.”/“Do as you would be done by.” Very simple, but very important.

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"do or do not. there is no try.”
-yoda

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“Named must your fear be before banish it you can.”

  • Yoda
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the force is strong w/ you, botb.

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Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman: When a girl is under 21, she’s protected by law. When she’s over 65, she’s protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she’s fair game. Look out.

Cary Grant in Operation Petticoat

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Rome wasn’t built in one day! Quit really?

FT2

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[i]“when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”

“There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
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HST

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“I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they’ve always worked for me.”

  • HST
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One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

A gentleman: one who never strikes a woman without provocation. - H.L. Mencken

The metric system: something that did not really catch on in the states unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimetre bullet. - Dave Barry

Music: Something that is essentially useless, as is life. - George Santayana

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Don’t believe the hype, JUST BE!" - Super MC TC Izlam

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You see, a pimp’s love is very different from that of a square… -Officer Collins

I know! And I’m all, you’ve gotta be shittin’ me! But check this out man, judge should be like [bangs fist on table] GUILTY! Peace. -Prosecutor

I’m Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl’s Jr. -Secretary of State

I can’t believe you like money too. We should hang out. -Fritto

Today, I step into the shoes of a great man. A man by the name of Dwayne Alezando Mountain Dew Herbert Comacho. -Joe

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all is fair in lunch and robot wars

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When you go Rekall, you get nothing but first-class memories.

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Woody Allen:

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying.”

“Don’t knock masturbation - it’s sex with someone I love.”

“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”

“Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.”

“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”

“The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty”

“Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it’s fantastic.”

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

“Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.”

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At the risk of seeming like a spammer: I <3 quotes a lot so I collect 'em: English - German (not that many yet, I have to write down a lot more Kafka)

If I had to chose, well I can’t… here’s some Thoreau:

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“Philosophy is the exact opposite of the meaning of life, because life
can never be all about finding out why you’re alive, unless God’s sense
of humour is as sick as mine, which would explain a lot.”

  • my father
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Pogo ball is what you call it.

I can’t get over Ovaltine, I can’t get over O-val-tine!!!

Thank goodness for chef boyardee.

YOU RUN YOU SLIDE YOU HIT THE RAMP AND TAKE A DIVE!!!

You take a block from the bottom and you put it on top.

You’re not fully clean unless you’re zestfully clean.

I just had a hippopotamus for lunch!

Help! I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!

Have you driven a Ford… lately?

Gatorade is thirst aid for that deep down body thirst.

Emerson high, 1975.

Raise your hand, raise your hand if you’re Sure.

There’s more for your life… at Sears.

Clap on.

I believe in Crystal Light, 'cause I believe in me.

Some times you feel like a nut.

Gilette, the best a man can get.

You can be a winner at the game of life.

It’s a honey of an O; it’s Honey Nut Cheerios.

Reach out and touch someone.

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.

Constructs!!!

Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow mix meow mix please deliver.

Kibbles n bits n bits n bits.

Ho ho ho, green giant.

By Menen.

Maybe it’s maybellene.

A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.

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“on the other hand, you have different fingers” -stephen wright

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Woah! I remember TC saying this live a few times. How hilarious. I take it you have crossed his path as well over the years? I last ran into him I guess 10 or more years ago in Miami…

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not him, but did cross paths with Soulslinger in Nebraska about 8 years ago.

Don’t think, feel!
It is like a finger pointing away to the moon.
Don’t concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory. -Bruce Lee

:)