Perform Like A Cheeseburger

…because nothin’ performs like a cheeseburger! ;)


Great old school 80s mixed with modern sounds.
Nice melodies and chords, cool tune (only too short)! :walkman:

Dude, you are lacking such an incredible escape solo in the center of your song, needs at least another minute :P

…thx, ok, Track’s too short…
I’ll dare next time :)


Definitely a sweet track. Like the punch in the beats. Some of the melodic sounds were a bit loud for me but that’s probably a personal preference. Esp. loved the snare sound. Good work on that.

Nice retro eighties vibe for sure.

The cheeseburger Man is seated at the table
In the laboratory of the Utility cheeseburger
Research Kitchen . . .
Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon
He gathers an intimate quantity of dried cheeseburger remnants
And brushing his scapular aside
Proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt. . .
He turns to us and speaks:
“Some people like cupcakes better. I for one
Care less for them!”
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot
of a fully charged icing anointment utensil
He pools forth a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk yuk.
let’s try that again . . .!)
He pools forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant cheeseburger
of his own design.
Later he says: “Some people . . . some people like cupcakes exclusively,
While I myself say there is naughl nor ought there be
Nothing so exalted on the faceof God’s grey earth
As that prince of foods . . . The cheeseburger!”

Girl you thoughl he was a man
Bul he was a cheeseburger
He hung around lill you found
That he didn’t know nuthin’
Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin’
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin’

Lovely 80s sound, love the bells/chimes in the background too. The chord progression on the change is straight out of a Japanese video game, love it. :walkman:

very nice!

lol Man, You really got it! :w00t:

Honest, I didn’t take the chords from a game (indeed I initially got it in a VERY old track with OctaMED Soundstudio and a Korg 01\W - around '95!) .
Which game is it ? I’d really like to know !

Thx & Regards,

Thanks all for your positive replies!