The Collbert Report, Having The Right American Values!

The collbert report. A real American standing up for the real American values! Thank god.…?videoId=177806

it depends which way you look at it.

say all the criminals & common people that haven’t gotten caught yet, have guns.
and the ones who did their time and walked the line don’t.

doesn’t that seem a little bit strange?

i can show you a different perspective.

the criminals that have been caught, must not have been very good criminals in the first place, right?

in all actuality, the criminals that have been incarcerated don’t need guns at all. since of course, those that don’t go back to prison, recieved a free Ivy League Education in being a criminal.