(8:55:17)PM <mr_mark_dollin> millions of peaches
(8:55:21)PM <mr_mark_dollin> peaches for me
(8:55:25)PM <mr_mark_dollin> millions of peaches
(8:55:29)PM <mr_mark_dollin> peaches for free
(8:55:32)PM <mr_mark_dollin> look out!
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(9:04:50)PM PEACHES COME FROM A CANZ
(9:04:56)PM THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MANZ
(9:05:03)PM IN A FACTORY DOWNTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(9:05:11)PM <mr_mark_dollin> if you had your little way?
(9:05:13)PM IF I HADZ MY LITTLE WAYZ
(9:05:26)PM I WOULDZ EAT THEM IN A HOUSE WITH A MOUSE
(9:05:31)PM OH WAITZ
(9:05:36)PM <mr_mark_dollin> \o/
(9:05:40)PM WRONG RHYME
(9:05:52)PM <mr_mark_dollin> you’re out of time
(9:06:15)PM and if that weren’t enough, I don’t have a dime
(9:06:33)PM but luckily for me here is a bucket of slime
(9:06:55)PM of which I didn’t aquire from a series of crimes
(9:07:46)PM it seems my meter is piling up faster than my bathroom grime
(9:08:26)PM <mr_mark_dollin> how devine
(9:08:37)PM <mr_mark_dollin> your rhyme is close to sublime
(9:08:49)PM <mr_mark_dollin> but not as fine
(9:08:50)PM <mr_mark_dollin> as mine
(9:09:14)PM 'cause you’ve commited a crime
(9:09:23)PM uk grime
(9:09:43)PM <mr_mark_dollin> slick by design
(9:09:45)PM the rhyming dictionary may make you seem prime
(9:09:46)PM i dont want to say it…this time
(9:10:06)PM <mr_mark_dollin> come on, keep in line
(9:10:41)PM but you’ll eventually get caught if you 'cause of the time it takes you to come up with the pimp rhymes
(9:10:49)PM *-if you
(9:11:11)PM <mr_mark_dollin> you’re draggin behind
(9:11:24)PM though I never said I wasn’t a swine
(9:11:33)PM this is all about byte’s bathroom slime
(9:11:44)PM I use the dictionary as much as you drink wine
(9:12:11)PM that way my lyrical mayhem don’t sound benign
(9:13:08)PM it makes unfit women shine
(9:13:08)PM when with them you dine
(9:13:53)PM <mr_mark_dollin> gah! you’re out of your mind!
(9:14:01)PM and I can combine devine eloquence which shines like the ring you put in your wife’s fine dining
(9:15:04)PM but let me switch it up for a bit… I hope this flip doesn’t make you flip
(9:15:21)PM you had yourself one more sip?
(9:15:53)PM it’s just that all this cliched rhyming with rhyme was making me want to quit
(9:16:17)PM <mr_mark_dollin> you’re better off sick, so do it quick
(9:16:22)PM and to be perfectly honest I didn’t want to split
(9:16:40)PM <mr_mark_dollin> my mum…! a fit?
(9:17:00)PM oh come on… you have do admit… my complicated musings are perfectly legit
(9:17:15)PM certainly, on the real tip
(9:17:20)PM the internet relay permits me to transmit
(9:17:41)PM <mr_mark_dollin> so avoid being an absolute git
(9:17:44)PM enough insanity to make you want to commit
(9:18:06)PM …yourself… because your wrists, you want to slit
(9:18:16)PM is offryme ok up in it?
(9:18:33)PM but let me tell you sonny, you better cool it
(9:18:55)PM <mr_mark_dollin> wait a bit…
(9:19:03)PM before the men in white coats have a go at it
(9:19:42)PM <mr_mark_dollin> and deem it a perfect fit
(9:19:44)PM and I don’t mean the ones in the orchestra pit
(9:19:56)PM <mr_mark_dollin> they just sit
(9:20:09)PM they’ll deem you a nit, and handle you with mits
(9:20:10)PM or the ones at parties that are full of wit
(9:20:22)PM <mr_mark_dollin> avoiding tits
(9:20:46)PM 'cause for those you need a permit
(9:20:59)PM and if you lose it
(9:21:24)PM you’re likely to throw a fit
(9:21:35)PM though for just a bit
(9:21:39)PM <mr_mark_dollin> that’s all I’m likely to omit
(9:22:20)PM what perhaps do you say to going this way?
(9:22:39)PM <mr_mark_dollin> I say come what may
(9:22:53)PM you let the old rhyme decay?!
(9:23:03)PM oh to my dismay
(9:23:06)PM surely we must obey
(9:23:13)PM I will define my array
(9:23:29)PM the same as I do each day
(9:23:30)PM <mr_mark_dollin> I am gay
(9:23:42)PM that happened without delay!
(9:23:47)PM <mr_mark_dollin> hooray!
(9:23:50)PM can I get a replay?
(9:23:59)PM after some yay
(9:24:00)PM is his name jose?
(9:24:06)PM <mr_mark_dollin> nowai
(9:24:11)PM did you meet at a cafe?
(9:24:21)PM is he a blue jay?
(9:24:24)PM <mr_mark_dollin> just by the display
(9:24:29)PM <mr_mark_dollin> hey hey
(9:24:33)PM does he play croquet?
(9:24:46)PM oh I know… you must have met at the buffet
(9:24:55)PM and his name is ray
(9:25:02)PM he’s from the bay
(9:25:07)PM and he gave you a bouquet
(9:25:12)PM <mr_mark_dollin> often out in the fray
(9:25:27)PM and he’s good with the squeeze play
(9:25:41)PM but he’s got a toupee
(9:25:51)PM and he makes you obey
(9:25:57)PM but then you like it that way
(9:26:01)PM <mr_mark_dollin> or maaaybe he’s her baby?
(9:26:02)PM that was said today
(9:26:24)PM and when you disobey
(9:26:44)PM he’ll sing cabaret
(9:26:48)PM all is a disarray
(9:27:04)PM and you’ve got hell to pay
(9:27:15)PM this ain’t christmas day
(9:27:15)PM <mr_mark_dollin> oh how grey
(9:27:22)PM you better break away
(9:27:37)PM before the break of day
(9:27:45)PM he’s like a bird of prey
(9:27:53)PM a bird eh?
(9:27:56)PM and as we say
(9:28:12)PM <mr_mark_dollin> Tim got laid
(9:28:55)PM what does that have to do with your play?
(9:29:15)PM <mr_mark_dollin> The emancipation of Ray?
(9:29:21)PM you;re into gay bondage, not threesomes… I thought you liked it that way
(9:29:28)PM not a B, must an A
(9:29:42)PM is tim leading you astray?
(9:29:52)PM <mr_mark_dollin> no it’s all too late
(9:29:58)PM did he send yo a communique?
(9:30:01)PM just ask trey
(9:30:35)PM <mr_mark_dollin> does he make hay?
(9:30:35)PM is his last name yakutakay?
(9:30:46)PM is he at UCLA?
(9:31:05)PM he got an MA
(9:31:17)PM studying liqyud crystal displays?
(9:31:23)PM <mr_mark_dollin> for the CIA
(9:31:41)PM a cultural attache?!?!
(9:32:02)PM doing exploratory surveys
(9:32:10)PM it’s been forever a day
(9:32:14)PM <mr_mark_dollin> but this I will say, let’s change the way
(9:32:33)PM alright you
(9:32:41)PM alright you’ve convinced me
(9:32:50)PM that makes three
(9:32:55)PM and now that we agree
(9:33:04)PM <mr_mark_dollin> Renoise demo is free
(9:33:14)PM it will be by decree
(9:33:20)PM lets make some tea
(9:33:21)PM of taktik and community
(9:33:38)PM <mr_mark_dollin> for the scene to see
(9:33:40)PM I have a goatee
(9:33:45)PM an arranger, oh i would like to see
(9:33:49)PM I ain’t no black pea
(9:33:58)PM <mr_mark_dollin> don’t wear floaties
(9:34:01)PM but I can rap like a banshee
(9:34:09)PM in a bug tree
(9:34:16)PM <mr_mark_dollin> or on shoe indeed
(9:34:21)PM you’ll hurt your knee
(9:34:29)PM <mr_mark_dollin> already have, you see
(9:34:34)PM I’m drinking green tea
(9:34:43)PM and eating limabeans
(9:34:49)PM <mr_mark_dollin> but is it green you pee?
(9:34:52)PM over the south sea
(9:35:04)PM see we’ve got sand fleas
(9:35:06)PM i’m having problems with USB
(9:35:16)PM <mr_mark_dollin> ho believe me!
(9:35:17)PM and we make whopee
(9:35:35)PM <mr_mark_dollin> and all that could have been
(9:35:35)PM while plating yhatzee
(9:35:57)PM and IEEE
(9:35:58)PM you’re name isn’t trent, see
(9:36:09)PM you’re just a deportee
(9:36:20)PM <mr_mark_dollin> an imposteeee
(9:36:29)PM <mr_mark_dollin> Ren Wah Zee
(9:36:29)PM and you can disagree
(9:36:47)PM but you’re no bourgeoisie
(9:36:52)PM <mr_mark_dollin> just lazy
(9:37:03)PM your name is louie
(9:37:06)PM you like your mp3
(9:37:07)PM i’m actually a she…
(9:37:16)PM you’re not a marquis
(9:37:22)PM or a queen bee
(9:37:30)PM <mr_mark_dollin> Indeed I’ve done the deed
(9:37:38)PM you like to drink pee
(9:37:45)PM <mr_mark_dollin> no me
(9:37:49)PM and go to sightsee
(9:38:11)PM <mr_mark_dollin> stereo bleed
(9:38:21)PM buying your potpouri
(9:38:31)PM and I can guarantee
(9:38:41)PM you trip on LSD
(9:38:45)PM <mr_mark_dollin> E, not for me
(9:38:54)PM <mr_mark_dollin> quickly!
(9:38:55)PM you live in tenesee
(9:39:02)PM i prefer thc
(9:39:02)PM your burns are 3rd degree
(9:39:19)PM your dog has a case of fleas
(9:39:39)PM and you love watching MTV
(9:39:39)PM <mr_mark_dollin> he believes, he believes
(9:39:53)PM he is decieved
(9:40:03)PM you get your vitamin c from your sunny d
(9:40:22)PM <mr_mark_dollin> so share vegemite with the detainees
(9:40:31)PM you’ve slept with your sister who has hepatitis b
(9:40:45)PM <mr_mark_dollin> who only listens to side b
(9:41:19)PM my seed was finaly freed
(9:41:37)PM your mother never finished her associate degree
(9:41:55)PM <mr_mark_dollin> now she’ll never be an employee
(9:42:01)PM so you’re living in a house with an ignition key
(9:42:04)PM below the belt, really
(9:42:32)PM <mr_mark_dollin> cunningly decieved
(9:42:46)PM <mr_mark_dollin> precisely
(9:43:00)PM <mr_mark_dollin> orly?
(9:43:08)PM but now, alas, I must get ready for work… it seems that my time to rhyme is over suddenly
(9:43:24)PM <mr_mark_dollin> don’t leave so early?
(9:43:37)PM I’ll be back in a jiffee
(9:43:47)PM <mr_mark_dollin> yippee!