Great Export Articles From Finland (Part 1) (Part 2)

Damn cool. Really - Especially for xmas

Well, we don’t usually FILM these things… But, yes - that IS what we do here in Finland.

In the first film, only numbers (aiming distances etc.) are spoken in Finnish…

What they say in Finnish in the 2nd film (roughly translated by me):

“Kuolinsyy: Kivun aiheuttama shokki” - “Cause of death: Shock caused by pain…”
“…Syynä perinteinen selkäsauna.” - “…Reason: Traditional beating.”
“Aiheesta on annettu… Ja huolella.” - “Given for a reason… And thoroughly.”

And, of course “PERKELE!!!”, which you probably understand is a curse word :P