How About This?

How about this idea for a Renoise Meme …

A picture of a cell door with someone holding onto the bars, peering through at you. He should be wearing a hat with a Renoise logo on it, and a T-Shirt with some vulgar, religious trolling written across it.

Puzzled about the idea?

Don’t be, I am Renoised (the real one), the one who was being maliciously trolled on here and ended-up with a ban for his sufference. Members on here were blisfully unaware of what was going in behind the scenes, and why I was so phased by the trolling. Thankfully, the troll slipped-up eventually when someone on here with FORUM ADMIN priviledges accidentally revealed themselves as the troll. Yes, you read that correctly.

Both Eduard Müller [taktik] and Kieran Foster [dblue] have long been aware that legal action is pending against them due to these incidents. The incriminating posts were captured, encrypted, and shuffled-off to multiple secure locations so that the criminal/s responsible cannot escape the consequences of their actions. The incriminating posts will be used as evidence, I am hoping along with a supporting investigation report from an online cyber-crime forensics team.

I would like to apologise to those of you who, on various occasions, were subjected to religious and other extremely verbal forms of trolling. I was NOT responsible for those posts, they were committed by someone on here with FORUM ADMIN priviledges, something which I thankfully have conclusive evidence of. There is literally no escape for the person responsible, someone with FORUM ADMIN priviledges here is getting closer and closer to a prison sentence by the day.

While I cannot say for sure the reasons behind it all, my suspicion now is that Müller was not a fan of RAS, yet saw the concepts growing popularity and simply wanted rid of me from the forum. My suspicion is that being a moderator, Foster was brought in on it, and committed the crime in collaboration with Müller. No other moderator or member of the Renoise team is suspected of involvement.

Either way, both of these people have serious legal matters on the horizon, and I suspect that unless they allow software programming to go on inside a prison, Renoise might suffer a spell of non-development if it turns out that Müller was either responsible, or part of it.

Feel free to save this post to disk for future reference, before someone on here with FORUM ADMIN priviledges deletes it to prevent you from reading it.

Have a nice day. Renoised (the real one) hopes you are all well and that life is treating you better than it is treating him.

NOTE TO ADMIN: This account was created using a disposable email address, so do not reply to it using that address, otherwise it will be lost. You are, however, free to contact me on my real email address if you wish to do so, and let’s face it, my suggestion that you find a damn good solicitor capable of miracles has not been taken-up by you so far, has it?

I wonder why … oops … of course … silly me … there’s not a solicitor in the world can get you out of this one.

Yeah, it’s really truly liberating, all of this CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE stuff!!!

Bye bye FORUM ADMIN trolls … bye bye …

Yours Truly,
Renoised (the real one)