print "geez man u suck why use tools if they insult you"
print "this tool sucks use ableton, at least it sucks oh-so-slightly less.... and is as useful as this"
print "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOATEVER!!!!!"
is it a poem?
I’m not sure, it just popped into my deranged mind. 
Barely Lua…
Could be Basic, PHP, Perl,…
Python
Really? The only one I know is lua, and I barely know it, let alone the others. Thus, I don’t know the connection. 
The connection is, that your “program” will run on all of those mentioned languages without modificiations, producing the expected output.
Except PHP, which expects a semicolon at the end of each line.
print is the most generic keyword used in almost any language.
INTERCAL