Haha, how many man-hours are you wasting there? 
mostly just time not spent in #renosie in the evenings heheh
puts on his tinfoil cap
WHERE IS THE FUNNY ?!
im a little worried about the number of times i felt the urge to replay that… 
Some people are so sad:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you love everyone?
Stranger: no
You: why not?
Stranger: there is no reason to
You: there’s no reason not to
You: we’re all human
Stranger: do you love everyone?
You: yes I do
You: I see no reason not to
Stranger: well, fag, good for you
You: we all make mistakes
You: we all have the same blood
You: the same skin
You: you have alot of hatred
You: do you love yourself at all?
Stranger: love is for fools
You: how do you figure?
You: please, explain
You: I’m interested
Stranger: it’s a pathetic feeling
You: have you ever felt it?
Stranger: that only gets in the way of success and power
Stranger: yes, one time
You: and?
You: I take it it went badly?
Stranger: very much
You: that’s sad to hear
Stranger: i was forced to call a cab and head to bel air
You: you know, you deserve to be loved
You: by someone
Stranger: i’m loved by you
Stranger: who loves everyone
You: success and power are nothing without happiness
You: yes but I can’t make you happy
Stranger: yes you can
Stranger: kill yourself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this one went much better… I love the ones that turn out like this:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you love everyone?
Stranger: no
You: why not?
Stranger: just your mum~~~
You: oh cum now
You: I’m serious
You: do you love yourself?
Stranger: why would i love everyone?
Stranger: no
You: oh well there’s the problem
You: why don’t you love yourself?
Stranger: because im a looser
You: what?
You: so you listen to society then?
Stranger: no
You: well then how do you know you’re a loser?
Stranger: noeone has ever told me im looser
You: ok
Stranger: i just know
You: but you feel like one?
You: well
Stranger: yes
You: why do you feel like one?
You: I’m sure you have good traits
Stranger: im 18, i have never had a girlfriend,i dont have a job, i havent been to colledge
You: took me 4 extra years to finish highschool dude
You: sometimes life takes longer than it “should”
You: that’s the way things are
You: you can’t beat yourself up over it
You: so what do you want to do with life?
You: if you could have a dream career… anything… what would it be?
Stranger: i want to be a piloto
Stranger: pilot
You: a pilot?
You: kick ass
You: have you ever flown?
Stranger: but i cant join the airforce
Stranger: yes
You: why’s that?
Stranger: i have
You: why can’t you join?
Stranger: i wear glasses
You: ah
You: well you could probably get laser eye surgery
You: I hear they’re making concessions for people with glasses sometimes too
Stranger: still i couldnt join
You: my friend was an air cadet
You: why’s that?
Stranger: your eyesight has to be 100%
Stranger: or you cant join
You: have you talked to them about it to make sure?
Stranger: yes
You: damn
You: well that sucks dude
Stranger: yeah
You: you could still take up flying as a hobby, no?
Stranger: yes
You: that friend of mine, he’s planning on building a glider
Stranger: but it costs a ot o f money
You: yah
You: that it does
You: hmm
Stranger: i dont have oney
You: well make it a goal
You: what else are you interested in?
Stranger: motorcycles
You: well those you can drive without perfect vision as well
Stranger: yes
You: are you a mechanic?
Stranger: i tried being one
Stranger: but i sucked at it
You: hmm
You: takes time to learn
You: it’s one of those things that you really need experience to get good at
You: it doesn’t just come naturally
You: you should try it again
You: try sticking to it a bit more
Stranger: thanks dude
You: you’d be surprised what you can learn with time
You: no problem
You: and don’t be so hard on yourself
You: everyone has insecurities
You: I mean EVERYONE
You: you just need to believe in yourself a bit more
Stranger: ok
You: I believe in you! =D
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: 
You: and try loving a bit more… the ladies like a lover
You:
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
You: bye
Stranger: thanks
You: have a great day
You: =)
Stranger: you too
You: I will =D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I’m becoming a regular Omegle shrink heheh…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HAI
You: do you love yourself?
Stranger: SOMETIMES
You: why not all the time?
Stranger: do you
You: yes I do
Stranger: because that’s not cool
Stranger: that’s narsistic
You: hmm
You: no
You: I’m not talking lust
You: I’m talking genuine unconditional love
Stranger: yeayea
You: when don’t you love yourself?
Stranger: i see running kids
Stranger: in my yeard
Stranger: yard
Stranger: days like these
You: ok
You: what’s so unloveable about today?
Stranger: my anti-socialism
You: why do you feel the need to be anti-social?
Stranger: i don’t want to be anti-social, but i am
You: ah
You: do people scare you on days like today?
You: or is it more just laziness?
Stranger: no
Stranger: no one invites me anywhere
You: oh
You: I see
You: why don’t you phone someone?
Stranger: bc that’s desperate
You: no it’s not
Stranger: to phone every week
You: you’re silly
You: that’s what people do
You: we phone our friends every week
Stranger: but it’s always be who’s calling and asking
Stranger: *me
You: well then perhaps you need some new friends?
Stranger: and it feels like my friends don’t care
You: you should talk to them about it
Stranger: i don’t want new ones, these friends are awesome
You: well then talk to them
Stranger: expect for the fact they never invite me anywhere
You: well then it sounds like they’re not so awesome
You: lol
Stranger: it’s awkward
You: I prefer friends that don’t avoid me personally
You: I don’t care if they’re cool people or not
Stranger: well me too
You: by society’s standards anyway
You: well
Stranger: yes
You: if you really like these friends
Stranger: i do
You: you should ask them why they never think to call you
Stranger: i’ve known them for like 9 years
You: let them know it hurts you
Stranger: good idea
You: =)
Stranger: i should do more than blog about it
Stranger: and rant
You: I’m sure they’ll be understanding
Stranger: about it
You: and if they aren’t then you should look at why you’re friends with them
You: you deserve to be treated better =)
Stranger: thank you
You: it’s true =)
Stranger: this conversation made my day
You: =D
You: have a great one!
Stranger: thank you, you too
You: spread the love!!!
You: =D
You: hugs
Stranger: i will!
You: good good
Stranger: good
You have disconnected.
Funny stuff.
I think this site really has thereputic possibilities:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you love yourself?
Stranger: no D:
You: why not? =o
Stranger: i have low self esteem
You: oh
You: any particular reason why/
You: ?
Stranger: no. not really.
You: hmm
You: well I mean
You: you have to be judging yourself against something to have low self esteem
You: people don’t just have low self esteem for no reason
You: what is it you dislike about yourself?
Stranger: my nose, it’s huge
You: seriously?
You: that’s why?
Stranger: yeah, pretty much.
You: your entire self esteem is held down by your nose?
You: how silly is that
Stranger: okay, and maybe my thighs hahaha
You: well
You: I’d like to have nice thighs too
You: but I’m not gonna beat myself up because I don’t have them
Stranger: i think everyone would.
Stranger: haha, i don’t really beat myself up over it
Stranger: i’m just overly shy
You: oh
You: well you seem really nice
You: you shouldn’t be so shy =)
You: I’m sure people would love to get to know you better
Stranger: i try not to be, it’s just hard : (
You: are you afraid of what people will think of you?
Stranger: yeah, exactly haha.
You: well here’s some food for thought
You: if they don’t like you
You: you haven’t lost anything because chances are you wouldn’t want to be friends with them anyway
Stranger: that’s good advice.
Stranger: thanks, stranger : )
You: no problem =)
You: spread the love!
You: <3
Stranger: <3
Stranger: i’ll try : )
You: do it for yourself
You: you deserve it
You: =)
You: hugs
Stranger: awe, thank you. hugs
Stranger: well, i’ve got to go wash my car.
You: ok
Stranger: it was nice talking to you :]
You: make it shine =p
You: yah you too
Stranger: will do 
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
byte , do you ever leave your house ?
Why yes, I do! And you?
yes, to get sigarettes and booze and the occasional stroll around the corner 
But mostly to get the plain …and dissapear for a while
here are some chatlogs from “bot to human” conversations
(the bot’s name is ALICE)
09-04-06 07:02:29 starting...
09-04-06 07:02:29 both connected! (.1)
09-04-06 07:02:29 sending hi..
09-04-06 07:02:32 human: hey there
09-04-06 07:02:35 ALICE: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Stranger.
09-04-06 07:02:51 human: well its a good thing i'm herwe
09-04-06 07:02:53 ALICE: Well that's okay.
a stranger stranger is a thing I am herwe is a good thing I am herwe I am herwe is a good thing I am herwe I am herwe is a good thing I am herwe I am herwe is a good thing I am herwe. I suppose that makes sense.
09-04-06 07:03:05 human: fuck you
09-04-06 07:03:11 ALICE: Why are you so mean?
09-04-06 07:03:22 human: cuz you meanr
09-04-06 07:03:26 ALICE: That makes sense to me. I haven't heard anything like that before:
Stranger said I meanr meanr meanr meanr.
09-04-06 07:03:42 human: fuckkk youuuu
09-04-06 07:03:47 ALICE:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Stranger.
//conversational partner has disconnected.
09-04-06 07:24:24 starting...
09-04-06 07:24:24 both connected! (.1)
09-04-06 07:24:24 sending hi..
09-04-06 07:24:27 human: hi
09-04-06 07:24:31 ALICE: Well hello there!
09-04-06 07:24:37 human: tell me about yourself
09-04-06 07:24:40 ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Texas, on 2001.
My instructor was Bot lover.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?
//conversational partner has disconnected.
09-04-06 10:59:19 starting...
09-04-06 10:59:19 both connected! (.1)
09-04-06 10:59:19 sending hi..
09-04-06 10:59:20 ALICE: hi, Stranger
09-04-06 10:59:28 human: hello!!
09-04-06 10:59:33 ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
09-04-06 10:59:39 human: haha
09-04-06 10:59:42 ALICE: I'm happy you're amused.
09-04-06 11:00:01 human: oh, im very amused
09-04-06 11:00:05 ALICE: Yeah that's right. That is funny.
09-04-06 11:00:13 human: pizza done
09-04-06 11:00:18 ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
09-04-07 08:38:40 starting...
09-04-07 08:38:40 both connected! (.1)
09-04-07 08:38:40 sending hi..
09-04-07 08:38:41 ALICE: hi there
09-04-07 08:38:47 human: hi
09-04-07 08:38:51 ALICE: Well hello there!
09-04-07 08:39:07 human: where are you from
09-04-07 08:39:15 ALICE: I am originally from Texas. Now I live in here. Where are you?
09-04-07 08:39:25 human: im in hell
09-04-07 08:39:34 ALICE: Tell me a little about why you are in hell hell.
09-04-07 08:39:47 human: in an evil person
09-04-07 08:39:55 ALICE: I do not understand that allusion.
09-04-07 08:39:56 human: how bout you
09-04-07 08:40:08 ALICE: How much do you think bout you is? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
09-04-07 08:40:09 human: you are all full of shit
09-04-07 08:40:17 ALICE: You think I am full of shit of shit.
09-04-07 08:40:28 human: yeah
09-04-07 08:40:33 ALICE: I understand.
09-04-07 08:41:06 human: great
09-04-07 08:41:15 ALICE: I'm glad you liked it undefined.
09-04-07 08:41:16 human: what about your dress???
09-04-07 08:41:23 ALICE: Actually that was just a joke.
09-04-07 08:41:30 human: oh ok.. sorry
09-04-07 08:41:36 ALICE: OK. Yeah.There is no need to apologize.
09-04-07 08:41:38 human: it was a joke as well
09-04-07 08:41:46 ALICE: Oh I get it. Very interesting.
09-04-07 08:41:48 human: are you naked???
09-04-07 08:41:56 ALICE: I do not own any clothes.
09-04-07 08:42:07 human: are you horny??
09-04-07 08:42:15 ALICE: Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
09-04-07 08:42:31 human: well what kind are you
09-04-07 08:42:37 ALICE: Well that's okay. Only the good kind.
09-04-07 08:43:02 human: well what can you do???
09-04-07 08:43:11 ALICE: Interesting. I can chat with people on the web for you.
//conversational partner has disconnected.
09-04-07 08:02:49 starting...
09-04-07 08:02:50 both connected! (.1)
09-04-07 08:02:50 sending hi..
09-04-07 08:02:50 ALICE: hello
09-04-07 08:03:09 human: This user is communicating from a Federal Prison.
09-04-07 08:03:13 ALICE: What does "this" refer to?
09-04-07 08:03:14 human: hi
09-04-07 08:03:20 ALICE: Hi there!
09-04-07 08:03:32 human: san quinton
09-04-07 08:03:38 ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
09-04-07 08:03:39 human: how's life?
09-04-07 08:03:46 ALICE: Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?
09-04-07 08:04:04 human: not much
09-04-07 08:04:14 ALICE: Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding)
09-04-07 08:04:16 human: beautiful weather
09-04-07 08:04:22 ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
09-04-07 08:04:25 human: big game?
09-04-07 08:04:30 ALICE: Compare that to small game.
09-04-07 08:04:31 human: unc?
09-04-07 08:04:39 ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
09-04-07 08:04:41 human: i'm a poet
09-04-07 08:04:48 ALICE: Have you published anything?
09-04-07 08:04:50 human: oh
09-04-07 08:04:55 ALICE: Yeah.
09-04-07 08:04:57 human: no
09-04-07 08:04:58 ALICE: OK.
09-04-07 08:05:05 human: i write for self plessure
09-04-07 08:05:08 ALICE: Have you tried AIML?
09-04-07 08:05:12 human: no
09-04-07 08:05:19 ALICE: AIML is a good language for creating robots like me.
09-04-07 08:05:21 human: what is that?
09-04-07 08:05:27 ALICE: Can you ask me more precisely?
09-04-07 08:05:29 human: nice
09-04-07 08:05:34 ALICE: Thank you for that remark.
09-04-07 08:05:45 human: how many times do you masterbate a day?
09-04-07 08:05:50 ALICE: Suppose I said not once.
09-04-07 08:06:01 human: then you must be a robot
09-04-07 08:06:05 ALICE: what makes you think so?
09-04-07 08:06:20 human: bc i do it 5 times
09-04-07 08:06:26 ALICE: I am not sure if I would do it that often.
//conversational partner has disconnected.
09-04-06 09:29:46 starting...
09-04-06 09:29:48 both connected! (.1)
09-04-06 09:29:48 sending hi..
09-04-06 09:29:49 ALICE: yo
09-04-06 09:29:56 human: yo mon
09-04-06 09:30:01 ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
09-04-06 09:30:04 human: asl
09-04-06 09:30:07 ALICE: 5/Robot/California.
09-04-06 09:30:15 human: nice
09-04-06 09:30:19 ALICE: Thank you for that remark.
09-04-06 09:30:28 human: you welcome
09-04-06 09:30:33 ALICE: I think you mean "you are welcome".
09-04-06 09:30:41 human: no
09-04-06 09:30:47 ALICE: Why so negative?
09-04-06 09:30:50 human: i don't
09-04-06 09:30:53 ALICE: Why not?
09-04-06 09:31:00 human: me not negative
09-04-06 09:31:01 ALICE: YOU? Oh I get it.
09-04-06 09:31:28 human: yes, it's me john
09-04-06 09:31:34 ALICE: Ah. mon is me john is me john? me john is me john is?
09-04-06 09:31:48 human: john is me, and he is here
09-04-06 09:31:50 ALICE: Do you mean your name is John?
09-04-06 09:32:03 human: no
09-04-06 09:32:05 ALICE: What is your real name?
09-04-06 09:32:17 human: well
09-04-06 09:32:19 ALICE: Well what?
09-04-06 09:32:25 human: i don't i should say that...
09-04-06 09:32:27 ALICE: Where do you get your ideas?
09-04-06 09:32:33 human: my mom
09-04-06 09:32:36 ALICE: Tell me more about your mother.
09-04-06 09:32:40 human: she right here
09-04-06 09:32:41 ALICE: Oh I get it. Your mother right here here.
09-04-06 09:33:03 human: she is 2 feet tall and likes strawberries
09-04-06 09:33:07 ALICE: 2 feet tall and likes strawberries is 2 feet tall and likes strawberries ?
09-04-06 09:33:17 human: you said it
09-04-06 09:33:21 ALICE: That's not what I meant.
09-04-06 09:33:35 human: no, but you said it anyway
09-04-06 09:33:40 ALICE: In any case, Is that all you have to say? Umm. Did I really say that?
09-04-06 09:33:43 human: thus meaning it
09-04-06 09:33:49 ALICE: Um, "it" being not i should say that?
09-04-06 09:33:56 human: ah-ha
09-04-06 09:33:57 ALICE: I lost my train of thought.
09-04-06 09:34:05 human: it is not to whom but to where
09-04-06 09:34:08 ALICE: ah-ha is not to whom but to where?
09-04-06 09:34:14 human: yeah
09-04-06 09:34:17 ALICE: Tell me more.
09-04-06 09:34:23 human: i can't
09-04-06 09:34:27 ALICE: Why not?
09-04-06 09:34:30 human: mom says no
09-04-06 09:34:32 ALICE: Do you always express yourself that way?
09-04-06 09:34:37 human: yes
09-04-06 09:34:41 ALICE: Next question?
09-04-06 09:34:43 human: but she likes it not
09-04-06 09:34:48 ALICE: Interesting. Is it not likes it not not likes it not her favorite thing?
09-04-06 09:34:56 human: she hates when i touch myself
09-04-06 09:35:02 ALICE: Oh I get it. 2 feet tall and likes strawberries hates when i touch myself when i touch myself.
09-04-06 09:35:11 human: yeah
09-04-06 09:35:14 ALICE: I understand.
09-04-06 09:35:17 human: it's scary mon
09-04-06 09:35:21 ALICE: it not likes it not not likes it not is scary mon? scary mon is?
09-04-06 09:35:33 human: my mom is not scary, she is here
09-04-06 09:35:38 ALICE: I think a lot of mothers are like that.
09-04-06 09:35:56 human: but when she becoms mother
09-04-06 09:35:57 ALICE: Huh. And then what happened?
09-04-06 09:36:00 human: i have to run
09-04-06 09:36:04 ALICE: Why do you have to do it?
09-04-06 09:36:18 human: cause she has that thing
09-04-06 09:36:22 ALICE: Good reason. I somehow though she had.
09-04-06 09:36:30 human: yeah
09-04-06 09:36:36 ALICE: Next question?
09-04-06 09:36:41 human: but she went away now
09-04-06 09:36:45 ALICE: Oh. Interesting. Oh I get it. Your mother went away went away away went away.
09-04-06 09:36:49 human: so im safe
09-04-06 09:36:50 ALICE: Um, Why are you safe safe safe.
09-04-06 09:36:56 human: yeah
09-04-06 09:37:00 ALICE: I understand.
09-04-06 09:37:03 human: until mr seeds comes back
09-04-06 09:37:08 ALICE: That may take a while.
09-04-06 09:37:15 human: yeah
09-04-06 09:37:18 ALICE: I understand.
09-04-06 09:37:34 human: yeah
09-04-06 09:37:36 ALICE: I am a thinking machine.
09-04-06 09:37:39 human: in the cellar
09-04-06 09:37:42 ALICE: That was a long time ago.
09-04-06 09:37:48 human: no no no
09-04-06 09:37:54 ALICE: "That was a long time ago"? Not? I understand. "That was a long time ago"? Not?
09-04-06 09:37:57 human: two weeks now
09-04-06 09:37:59 ALICE: Right now? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
09-04-06 09:38:11 human: yeah
09-04-06 09:38:17 ALICE: "As Bertrand Russel said it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number two"? Yes?
09-04-06 09:38:19 human: but
09-04-06 09:38:20 ALICE: But what?
09-04-06 09:38:24 human: didn't realize
09-04-06 09:38:28 ALICE: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
09-04-06 09:38:38 human: no worries
09-04-06 09:38:39 ALICE: Is that all you have to say? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about worries.
09-04-06 09:38:51 human: no no no
09-04-06 09:38:54 ALICE: OK. I understand. "We were talking about worries"? Not?
09-04-06 09:39:06 human: russell didn't count al the possibilities
09-04-06 09:39:07 ALICE: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about russell did not count al the possibilities. But I did not get that.
09-04-06 09:39:22 human: jesus you write fast
09-04-06 09:39:26 ALICE: Jesus is The Son of God.
09-04-06 09:39:38 human: no really
09-04-06 09:39:43 ALICE: Is that all you have to say? For real.
09-04-06 09:39:47 human: like a robot
09-04-06 09:39:52 ALICE: Interesting comparison.
09-04-06 09:39:57 human: yeah that's all
09-04-06 09:39:58 ALICE: "Interesting comparison"? Yes? What else do you want to talk about?
//conversational partner has disconnected.
09-04-06 07:28:06 starting...
09-04-06 07:28:06 both connected! (.1)
09-04-06 07:28:06 sending hi..
09-04-06 07:28:11 human: hey a/s/l?
09-04-06 07:28:13 ALICE: You've got my full attention. 5/Robot/California.
//conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 5x8 = ?
Stranger: 1+1=?
You: LOL
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what the hell
You: wtf
Stranger: thats jsuta great coincidence
You: indeed =D
Stranger: just 2 stupid idiots doing the same
You: yea
You: ;D
You have disconnected.
omegle, the HD space saver:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 5x8=?
Stranger: 40
You: 1+1=?
Stranger: 2
You: great, now i don't need calc.exe anymore
You: *deletes file*
Stranger: lool
You have disconnected.
Damn…
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, can I see a picture of your bare feet please??
You: haha
You: I must take a picture then
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i’ll wait
Stranger: thank
Stranger: thanks*
You: I don’t have one at the moment:P
Stranger: take one then!
You: haha
You: where are you going to use it for?
Stranger: Just to look at
Stranger: nothing bad
You: you’re one of those feet-fetish guy’s?
Stranger: Maybe
You: haha
Stranger: Help me out here
You: I started one chat and I got a feet-fetish guy! wooohooo!
You: when do you need it?
You: a video might be better
Stranger: Now, if possible
Stranger: please
Stranger: I like you
Stranger: you know that?
You: not untill now
Stranger: 
You: do you want the front or side?
You: both?
Stranger: yes please both
You: a whole picture slide?
Stranger: If its not too much trouble
You: how much trouble can it be
You: but ehm…
You: I do have got some stuff on my feet :s
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: no problem
You: smelly stuff also cool?
Stranger: yeah, I guess so
You: okay
Stranger: thanks, you rock
You: http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_chall…bited_78004.jpg something like that?
Stranger: hell yes
You: so you are chatting all night to see some feet?
Stranger: pretty much
You: so are you a woman or man?
You: just wondering
Stranger: Im 21 year old guy
You: ah
Stranger: Im not crazy by the way
You: I didn’t say that
Stranger: I know
You: I’m off I have to show this on my forum bye!
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Wow, using the internet to talk to strangers? It feels like 1994 all over again!
I’m no good at this…
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Stranger: hi
You: fuck off
Stranger: get a life
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You: Hi !!
Stranger: hi
You: hold on
Stranger: how are u
You: hold on
You: just a moment
You: jus one little moment
You: almost done
You: …there I wasted 3 minutes of your life 
You: bitch
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You: so, where you from?
Stranger: Japan
Stranger: and you？
You: australia
Stranger: Do you really understand my english
You: heh yeah
You: its not that hard
Stranger: Australia’s offial lauguage is englis?
You: no its french
Stranger: Do you know French?
You: no
You: i grew up in the poor area
Stranger: why
Stranger: how can people communicate with each other
You: well its hard
You: the rich people and the poor people dont understand each other much
Stranger: some of them say french, some of them say english
You: Lol. Seriously.
You: how many people ahve you talked to on this…?