^^ that’s a good one. here are some of my favorites.
Mike Tyson:
“You’re sweet. I’m going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I’m gonna make you my girlfriend.”
“I think the average person thinks I’m a f**king nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. That’s what I believe.”
“If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me?”
“My power is discombobulatingly devastating. I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.”
“I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I’m going to strip them of their health. I bring pain, a lot of pain.”
“I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues.”
“All praise is to Allah, I’ll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I’d fight him too.”
“I’m in trouble because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don’t like themselves and I happen to be totally in love with myself.”
“I feel bad about my outlook, how I feel about people and society, and that I’ll never be part of society the way I should.”
“I’m on the Zoloft to keep from killing y’all.”
“People are going to say what they say. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people.”
“I have some pain I’m gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass.”
“I just want to be humble at all times.”
“I just want to conquer people and their souls.”
“I know how hard it is to be a woman, especially a black woman.”
“Lennox Lewis, I’m coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!”
“Sometimes I put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters.”
“The drug dealers, they sympathize with me. They see me as some sort of pathetic character.”
“I love to hit people. I love to.”
“I’m not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in body bags when I’m right.”
“I’m the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don’t believe it, check the cash register.”
“When I fight someone, I want to break his will. I want to take his manhood. I want to rip out his heart and show it to him.”
“When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.”