If someone still haven’t seen it
Yep, he got one moment to escape from his no-life but decided to stay imprisoned in his obsession…
The article is clearly a joke, Onion style. The whole site really. Here’s another one:
Indeed…
Still quite sad humor though…
http://equalizermag.com/news/unreleased-boards-of-canada-7-inch-discovered-beneath-feces-at-dog-park/