And my first post is about the effect of the Dubstep Wobble on synth programmers.
" There are a million youtube tutorials with details so I’ll just throw out the basics and you can grab the rest yourselves…"
It sounds like a project that you were forced to do but certainly didn’t wanted to do, but because you had to, you just did the bare minimum.
A little bit more enthousiasm and humor to pull the reader in would do more magic 
Er… that’s because the article wasn’t about how to make the wobble…
It sounded like you were introducing to do that. I now understand the first line of that paragraph 
(Thouh you could just have said “This isn’t the goal of this tutorial, but i’ll supply some basics for those who needs them”)