some of you may have seen this… years ago. but i still think about it from time to time and do a google search and chuckle about it every couple of years.
on this guy’s ebay profile, all he ever left was insanely bizarre/hillarious feedback comments.
a couple of samples:
“I’ll bid on you til there’s nothing left but crumbs! Then I’ll bid on the crumbs”
“Rainbows are pretty. I don’t know why I shoot at them.”
“I’m originally from Japan. Becky8 rhymes with vegetable drawer in Japanese.”
“Millenia ago your merchandise roamed free. I didn’t bid then and I won’t now.”
“Say hello to Barbara for me. I’ve been watching her at night.”
hahaha! now this was back before ebay required you to actually have a transaction before you left comments, so it’s probable that very few of these are related to legitimate ebay transactions… still hillarious nonetheless!