now, what the hex is that?!? 
I’ve got the perfect list for you.
2.8. - Tauntaun.
It’s a drop bear. Really ferocious creature, if you see one, better run. It’s usually too late though, in most cases you won’t even get to see it before it kills you…
It’s actually a wombat plushie
Yeah, only leave the numbers away, and don’t have an ordered list. The idea is, people can’t talk about version numbers all the time if there aren’t any. 
That depends on the height that it was dropped from.
Trees… Avoid the trees…
So when are 2.8?! COMMIN GUYS!!! WHERE IS IT?!
I dunno conner_bw, maybe i will nevar come!!
I’ve made a promise to myself I will finally purchase a full version of renoise on 2.8 release date. So needless to say I’m excited for the release date announcement!
if you mean the beta release date, you are already late: