Bad Ideas Thread

Ideas & suggestions
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Instant genre hit-maker templates:

  • dubstep: 140 BPM, kick on 1 snare on 3, multiple samples of Massive’s Scrap Yard & Modern Talking waveforms + Transformers samples
  • breakcore: randomly 180 to 260 BPM, 1 gabba kick + amen break tracks routed to a send with Supatrigga (all parameters probability set to 100%)
  • IDM: changing BPM, 20+ tracks of circuit bending samples with several instances of Glitch, Effectrix, Artillery & Stutter Edit on each track with randomized automations
  • minimal: 123.07 BPM, one instance of Rebirth (303s turned off) with 1 min long automations on volume faders

All welcoming you by a sober “You’re a legend!” txt in the comments panel.

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Foil hat support to transfer ideas directly to patterns.

144

Zen-button making all your samples silence.

145

stop Renoise development.

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sell Renoise to Yahoo!

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sell Renoise to EA to make some sh*tty MMO out of it, based on the lore of ancient trackers.

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religion.

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+1

comment of the day

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Religion would of been just fine if God hadn’t gone and invented life in the first place ;)

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or maybe if he just let out the people, since warthogs and leopards are not the religious types :)

but let’s not make this into a discussion about religion (catching it way before it goes offrail)

152

Reduce functionality.

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“Free-To-Play” Version:
playback is free, editing costs 1 “Renoise Gold” per note/automation point/…

154

depending on the character you choose at the beginning you get certain perks.
Dwarf - Only gabber kicks available as samples, lofi-mat as effect.
Elf - Only pads available as samples, reverb and delay as effects.
Mage - Only white noise sample available, edits use up manna and you will need to have a large library to be able to use effects at all.

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That would be awesome, make it into an rpg and get experience points and such. :P

Orc - “Speedcore mode”, everything you do sounds like speedcore.
Hobbit - Only half the volume, half the pan width, half the distortion, just about half everything, everything you could divide in two.

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you’d hear taktik’s voice as the Dungeon Master.

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  • Include our avatar (200x300x256 animated .gif pictures) in the .xrns file format and display the picture next to the song comments window when it’s displayed.
  • Integration of .xrns charts directly in the Renoise GUI interface, featuring every genres, rankings… songs could be downloaded in one click.
  • Encrypt .xrns data material (i.e. some samples or every samples) and password-protect data material,
  • the listener / user can’t not edit copypaste nor render encrypted material
  • he has to enter a password, to edit/copypaste/render protected material (samples)
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Actually some of these features would make a lot of sense for professional sound developers. ;)

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DOA (forum) style signatures.

160

Renoise should be able to make coffee.

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in that case, it would probably also be a pretty bad idea if it could make beer, wine, wodka, weed, LSD, cocaine, meth, shrooms, cake, tea, lollipops, chocolatemilk and 3D printers printing out Barbapappa transforming himself into a 3D Printer printing out himself.