Renoise 3 speculation thread

Fuck yes. high five That plastic, perfect public face shit drives me insane.

29 going on to 30 pages - that’s gotta be a record…

The O in renOise should be a refresh symbol.

1 I have no problem with anything you said, but you do make yourself look silly by lowering to that level
2 Yes it matters you used swear words if you expect others to follow the forum rules, or is one rule for you and one for others ? (You do say you are a member of the community first and foremost)
3 You and every other person involved in any Renoise updates pretty much does read from a pre-made script “It’s ready when it’s ready” (I have no issues with this, but it is what it is)
3 Yes i am a faceless drone as far as you are concerned, pretty much like you are to me
4 It really did not need you (A representative of the Renoise community for sure) to step up and point out HS was talking “Total bollox” it was plainly obvious to everybody already

Having said that, can we return to speculation please?

I am wondering whether the Chinese lunar rover is somehow connected to the next release of Renoise. Do they hope to get some secret ingredients or moon dust to beef up the features?

More powerful scripting! The ability to write your own DSPs! Pattern effect commands for controlling loop start and end points! Per-sample envelopes!

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Rated R[spoiler]Warning! Strong Language![spoiler]Cover your children’s eyes![spoiler]For serious, you’re going to be offended.[spoiler]Refuck 3

The rules state: “No offensive content, insulting or hard language”.

This is obviously a general rule that you should apply with a bit of common sense, while also being aware of the situation and context. In other words, we don’t care about holding your hand and censoring every little word you say. We simply mean that you should not directly attack anyone with aggressive and hateful language that is clearly insulting or abusive towards them personally.

I didn’t personally attack or hurl offensive abuse at hotelsinus, so I think we can safely rule that out. I just used a few fruity words in my response to him, and it seems to be these “hard” words that you object to? Perhaps you were genuinely offended by them, or perhaps you just felt like singling me out as a team member, and simply wanted to enjoy a little bit of back and forth with me in order to let off some steam. Who knows.

Let’s look at the words anyway. I said: bollocks, shit(ty), and piss(ed).

“Bollocks” is just British slang for “balls”. It’s practically a joke how mild and inoffensive this is to any typical English-speaking person.

“Pissed” is also mild and inoffensive. In America – arguably the world leader in unnecessary censorship – “pissed” is not even considered a swear word. I’ve seen/heard children use it on prime-time TV shows. So I think we can pretty safely assume that nobody here is getting offended by this word, either.

So that leaves “shit”. Is this the word you take most offense with? It seems unlikely, since this thread alone is full of instances of “shit” (and also “fuck”, by the way), and nobody has even batted an eyelid at those so far. I actually can’t even remember a single time where someone has reported a thread in the past simply for bad words, but that’s beside the point, I think.

I can do a quick forum search and find old posts by you, where you say “shit” and “bullshit”, so I don’t think you’re offended by this word. I can also find some instances where you openly refer to other forum members as “overzealous ass hats” and “infantile losers”.

But hey, I guess nobody’s perfect, right?

This is all a bit of a buzz killer.

dblue, with all due respect, you were a bit snappy in your initial response, which did sound aggressive. It wasn’t a big deal, and could have been defused in the traditional manner: with a smiley face. Or similar. :rolleyes:/>

Nobody wants corporate bullshit, but neither do they want to get snapped at like they’re a dumb kid.

I’ve been following this thread daily since it started, and will miss it when it’s over. Let’s enjoy the last few weeks in harmony…

We got an optimist here.

ZING 3.0!

I`m gonna read this thread to my grandchildren before putting them to sleep…no Tolkien for those little shits…“What happened next Grandpa? Was there an actual beta after all the swearing and arguing? they will ask…but without answering Grandpa will stagger to his room, launch a worn-out copy of Renoise 2.8 and sigh” :(

Before the apocalypse takes place…

I think it’s best to jump to Renoise 3.1 and then 3.11 just like Microsoft. Everyone with skillz knows Windows 3.11 was the best Windows ever made.

Although win7 IMHO is a really good operating system (and I am a Linux users since 95, since the win 95 catastrophe). Renoise 7 would be quite interesting and will probably include song wizards which create raw songs based on your personal preferences as posted on Facebook and alike (yes, it derives your taste from your postings!)

I speculate that there will be a full on Nintendo emulation system, capable of emulating everything thing from NES to SNES to N64. All ROMS will be packaged as XRNS files so that you can open and manipulate them within Renoise. :P/>

Oh i want that !!

Renoise 3 for the PS4 *confirmed!

*Not actually confirmed

zombie apocalypse! —>

30 pages? somebody toss me a decimal.

3.0 confirmed.

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(srs tho, chek that backstag)

Check it out guys: It’s the new Renoise 3 logo! It’s optimized for 3d glasses.