Renoise Kickstarter Hype Video Joke

Branched off from “What Renoise could learn from Bitwig

Hype kickstarter video for Renoise…

Start with this track and just like the video,
have one or two of the Renoise developers pose in front of a truck
pointing to a Renoise logo paint-job.
YT: LEXANI WITH DAN HENDERSON ULTIMATE FIGHTER

Cut to a pseudo interview where they start speaking from the heart,
dissin other companies, something like this…
YT: T.I. Goes in About “Addresses” & Sends Out Warning

Exit with this dance move… its all in the hips.
left right left right, then iceberg dead ahead.
YT: Alex Wright does the German Dance for you…

So crispy so crispy.

lol… Renoise for the thug life! Somebody needs to commission this quick!

I would also love to see a promo based on this fine offering:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVQpaGeW3xo

Something along the lines of “Renoise makes it easy for you to sound like a star” and then cut with a load of shots of somebody waving their hands in front of the pattern matrix, hex commands, formula device and meta routings…

Here’s a script variation, rap diss video style with pseudo interview cuts.

One Renoise developer as lead, the other as hype man.
The idea is one fluid close up tracking shot mimicking a fight entrance,
ending with the lead developer pushing a button releasing a beta.

like this Rampage Entrance
lead man: one more line of code
lead man: one more risk to take
hype man: gotta live my life
hype man: like there’s one more code to make

or with this track, Don’t Like
lead man: inefficient code - that’s the shit i don’t like
hype man: bang ! bang !
lead man: premature releases - that’s the shit i don’t like
hype man: bang ! bang !

pseudo interview cut with lead developer wearing a grill and
heavy duty bike chain lock, saying some insulting shit to
other companies, lead developer howls to end interview.
Pride backstage

after the button is pushed, releasing the beta,
exit with this dance move… its all in the eyes.
left right left right, then iceberg dead ahead.
Hypnotizing Cable Workout

Renoise bust the dope moves, that stupid juice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2lR3hdwPug