Made these (in Photoshop) to class my Renoise up a bit, and thought of you. I use Renoise 2.8, but it should work with other versions.
Here are two sample photos with the sat_cabin.xml theme:
Louis texture
LouisShadowed texture
Download (unzip and put the ‘Louis’ and ‘LouisShadowed’ folders in your ‘Renoise x.x.x\Skin\Textures’ folder):
Speedyshare link
You can use them by changing the Texture setting in the theme tab of Preferences. Just look at the sample photos to see.
i probably wont use them myself, nevertheless it’s a quite funny idea 
When I read the topic title, I thought you were kidding, but no… You weren’t 
I made it originally just because I was bored and wanted to see how the textures worked, but it’s growing on me. I don’t actually use it with that theme, I just used that in the sample photos because it makes it really obvious. I think I’m just using the default right now. It still looks good, but more subtle.
I really thought this was a spambot 
phahah,this made my …night 