What'S Going On With 2.6?

Can I post Google search keywords instead?

I haven’t signed any NDA’s so I guess I can give out Google keywords:

Here is one…

AXOLOTL

woow i want that as a pet

Fuck lolcats!

Can I haz a Reeeeenoize 2.6?

Did you know axolotl is actually a salamander. It is a species with somewhat broken genes. So it stays in its larval stage for it’s entire life, never going through the metamorphosis. It is possible to make it metamorphose by giving it some certain hormones. Then it becomes a salamander pretty similar to tiger salamander.

Hey Biogeek! My human brain needs enlargement to contain that sort of stuff… but that might just be so far out I’ll remember it forever

I dunno, NDA sounds like a business term to me. Is that like “fixed release date”?

Another day…

Teenage Punk Rock. Related?

The keywords are:

Vagina Ableton MILF Buzz Brazilian Tits Two Four

There is no Renoise 2.6, it’s been renamed to iRenoise and it only runs on the iPad.

Did you, get, that, thing, I sent ya?

Renoise 2.6 needs your brain

A list of iJokes:

iDont care, so go away

iAm stupid.

iSay
iToo much.

iSUCK BUT WHATEVER
iDON’T CARE

in the list of vowels A got skipped.

I have slept with a dog tonight

Leonard Cohen live in the house next to me. No joke.

now don’t kid about that… really? tell him i said “what’s up?”

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ahem.

Er, so when would it be most politic to start talking about the beta? I’m bursting with thrills over here; Renoise is about to become THE most important non-mainstream audio package in existence and I have to taaaaaalk about it…with huuumans…

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