personally, i think the coolest thing about this is the Renoise logo in the upper right corner instrument window. if you want it, here it is, put it in /Skin/Logos/SmallLogo.bmp
airhorn triggered at the beginning of every even numbered pattern
that is excellent! using it and looks great
In a registered version the same voice stating “This is a registered version!” followed by ‘what is love, baby don’t hurt me’ 5 second sample, at slightly longer periods of time.
nice1, cheers!
thanks man, check out this dedicated thread for some more: https://forum.renoise.com/t/renoise-top-right-logo-customization/33004
whehehe lot’s off great bad ideas here! 
Make all scroll bars infinite.
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support 0 CPUs laptops and desktops
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simple PC speaker output (like in FT2)
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delete every working vst(i) plugin and keep the failed ones
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negative Font H-Spacing or Font V-Spacing values
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customise metronome sound bips (ability to replace it by farts)
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integrated renoise songs obfuscator :
- convert every text (track names, sample names, dsp names, song names, song comment…) to hex names, example “Track 1”= “547261636b2031” and being able to un-obfuscate it through a reverse function “4b69636b2031” = “Kick 1”
- revert all samples in the memory and add a 0B00 command to play them backward
- fill every space in unused tracks by adding short useless samples (1 sec of silence) and randomly selected useless commands such as 0900…
- scramble samples order, or instruments order
- use a black pattern background with a black main pattern font
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During software inactivity, Renoise could launch a new grid computing background process called STI - Search for Terrestrial Intelligence. What would raise CPU to 98% or 99% and keep a constant cpu fan background noise (credits : original idea developped at http://totl.net/STI/ ).
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render disk to song
+1
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and why not adding printer or scanner output support?
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randomize keyboard shortcuts with one hidden shortcut which “format c:”
Yep. The absence of this has completed my impression that Renoise is still quite far from real professional software.
A real professional software needs to:
- start up in no less than a minute, showing marquee progress bar(-s) and various very meaningful messages, including (but not limited to):
- Initializing
- More initializing
- Scanning for unconnected devices
- Recalculating color profiles
- Loading selected sample assets
- Decompressing integrated solution manager
- Connecting to DRM provider driver (possibly resulting in a bluescreen as it’s not x64 compatible. But you cannot… and SHOULDN’T… run Renoise without an active Internet connection! Or you’re most likely up to something)
- Checking for software updates (with Cancel button that is either always disabled or does nothing)
- Installing updates (obviously whole Windows restart is required in this case)
- Configuring user interface
- Reducing lifespan of all detected hard drives
- Synchronizing clocks with Pango-Pango
- Calling mom
- Wasting more time
- spawn several autostarting background processes and services, including (but not limited to):
- Renoise Background Active System Tray Agent (BASTA)
- Renoise Cache Foundation Support
- Renoise Error Reporting Configuration Service
- Renoise User Experience Policy Management Engine
- Renoise Integrated Intelligent Update Center
- Renoise Quantum Cryptography Provider
- register several hundred of useless and unrelated COM controls upon installation
These are not by any means bad ideas. This is real professional software development. cough Probably I should musicate moar than think up such sh**, no? 
+1
possible. browse through your Renoise folder. there’s a metronome.wav somewhere.
each Renoise release comes with a code name, e.g. [b]fisty fumbler[/b] or [b]pinky pancreas[/b] or [b]croatian creation[/b] or [b]woofy wanker[/b] OR… er… heck, make it a triple word name! … [b]jitter jeez johny[/b]!
sorry, [b]woofy wobbler[/b] is more like it…
say, donnit need a seperate thread-eh?
Gabber kickzz!!
place the word “Fruity” in front of every dsp.
True, I’ve found it in the Skin sub-folder (example for Win7 64bits : C:\Program Files (x86)\Renoise 2.7.1\Skin)
y2k compliancy
a “print to fortune cookies” in the script terminal. the entire script is printed in two line per page increments with lotto numbers and a chinese word. this lady could be stuffing these cookies with useful bits of tools
I need achievements!
“BAD MIX achievement unlocked (Master clipped by 40db). You can now use the volume controls”
“ELEPHANT WHISPERER achievement unlocked (produced audible infrasound). You can now use octaves 2-9”