I know I’m in the minority here, but I now legitimately want a breakdancing 16-bit green piano troll 
Plus @moloko you actually came out swinging in that thread iirc. It wasn’t all reasoned discussion and sensible suggestions on anyone’s part in that thread, but the second comment was a practical suggestion to DIY it, which is surely in keeping with the spirit of the DAW. Yes, there are strong opinions expressed here, and not always gently, but would you have it another way? Surely you want to be able to speak your own mind with as much directness as you wish, no?
Thread in question if anyone wants a refresher