The Fail Thead

Renoise Songs
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epic fail

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How about:

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I had to google for RFB software

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Who is Vivace? What is his motive? What does he do, and what does he look like. Who does he talk to, and who’s actually scared of his appearance. Where does he live? What kind of a land does he live in? Does anyone else live there, or is it like the place behind God’s sky high gates of heaven? Or hell maybe? Is this land open for new settlers, for whoever wants to take a look around in this unknown place? And what would it look like from the inside? What does the ground feel like, what would the air smell like and what do the materials in this world taste like? Are the emotions the same there, as they are in here? We would all like to know, but unfortunately, you have to experience it. I’ve been there, and I can tell you, it is beyond my skill and knowledge to explain visually. Let me try it in words, and give you a look into Polderdub, the home of Vivace.

Track 01, Devilgrass (4:02)
In what way do you, the reader, explain a certain object or happening? Is it even worth explaining it in words, or with sound and harmonics. Feelings are hard the explain, we all know that. What Vivace formerly was, is no more, for now, and it gets much more clear upon the first kick drum in this track. What are these voices? There are more noticeable voices, but listen closely for the hidden ones. It is the voice of the wind, going through the devilgrass, releasing a smell and fear of unknown force. It is such a strange experience. Vivace is a strange experience. Emphasise the expression experience, you’ll know what I mean.

Track 02, Eddy (2:49)
This Eddy person is part of the experience. So there are more visitors to his world, only seen when certain harmonics are played. He is of unknown allure, and because of that gives a certain feeling of hope to whoever crosses his path. Talk to Eddy, learn his ways and world, his emotions, travel along his side through his vision. Feel his vision.

Track 03, Appeltje Eitje (2:54)
All patterns there might have been so far are gone. It is now suddenly familiar to you what is under Vivace’s astro black hat. He is right, which is not a opinion but a fact. It becomes quite clear, just listen. No matter the language, matter the fire, the burn. It is not easy to express yourself through words, but this man is the pioneer. Learn from him, for he is a teacher, and if you want, yours. No hero can bring more attitude, than this near 3 minute cold harsh statement.

Track 04, Strotyoghurt (3:52)
Did you know, that yoghurt is a highly concentrated substance of live bacteria? This yoghurt is more than just concentrated. It is the dub track to conscience, the open door to all that you did not know, or what you don’t ever want to know. Forbidden knowledge, that you have to dare to pluck off the tree. You need not to be shy, just willing. It tastes foul, but you will love it, and it will change you not only mentally. It is a coating of enigma, a concoction of dingbattism.

Track 05, Jong Belegen (3:41)
It does not stop here. Never. It is a train, that only let’s you off when at your stop when you’re done being what you were. Once on this train, there is no going back. It is busy in this train, and you have to sit down. You have to sit next to an unknown man, one of whom you’ve never seen the likes before. Faceless as he is, for he avoids to look in any direction other than the same as yours, the listener. There are more listeners on this train I’m sure, just look for the bewildered and confused ones.

Track 06, Test Results (2:59)
As the train plunges on in to the night, you wonder who is worried about you now. There are people waiting for you to come home, but there is no way you can escape this train, you have to wait until you’re done. It is a test, you might realise, not from God, but someone else, and we all know who. For all who thinks of the devil now; he’s quite similar. You accept this as a test, not knowing when the result will be revealed, not knowing if the result will be alike the high standards. You are not a slave, but you are. You accept this, and oh, if you could only see the heroic look on your face right now.

Track 07, Raskolnikov (3:51)
The train speeds, and decelerates, all at the same time. No gravitating movement on this train, which is strange, but exciting. You already feel different than normal. This must mean a good thing. One last drop and it’s over. Will you ever see the train again? Will you be able to take it again then? It is for veterans, for people that aren’t people anymore. What will you tell the people at home? Will you lie and not tell the thrilling secret you have just experienced for as long as it took? The final test is done, and you still have no idea how the story went.

I stood at my stop at this point. Not confused about my coordinates, I was right where I was supposed to be. I know what I wanted to know, and everything that is supposed to be a mystery, is still a mystery. I know that my story is hard to believe, but take a minute of your time to have a listen, and I promise you a trip that will answer all the same questions as I stated at the beginning of this review.

love,
Jordy.

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RBF Software and Reason developers Propellerheads have teamed up to work on probably the most exciting development in music software ever! Titled ‘Redundant’ this exciting new sequencer provides the ability to play and record sounds from your computer! If this isn’t enough Redundant also comes with a cable so you can record your 3 track songs onto cassette tape!

Redundant ships in August and includes a set of stainless steel saucepans and the offer of $25 off car insurance for the over 50’s - Price just $499.00

System requirements Sinclair ZX81 with 16k ram pack

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hi - i’m pretty new around here, it looks like a cool place to hang out with all you cool dudes ;) i’ve writing amazing songs like oasis and kyser cheifs on my guitar - (i only use 4 srings- how cool is that?!!)

you can here my new song hear - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL-hNMJvcyI

let me kno if u like them and we can chat! on msn!

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hello im jordy 25yo any hotttt chixxxx in da place lets talk private

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OH AND VENEETAN SNARES U NEED TO CONTACT ME CUZ I THINK I CAN GET U A RECORD CONTACT ON SONY CUZ MY ANT IS GOING OUT WITH A JANITOR THEIR AND UR TECHNO IS SOO GOOD FOR DEM[/size]

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Posted: 2009-07-07 20:38 Post subject: ALTERED BEATS IS COMING SOON!!! WHO WANTS TO PLAY ???
ALTERED BEATS IS COMING SOON!!! WHO WANTS TO PLAY ???

WORD UP PLANET EARTH !! THIS IS PROTEUS AGAIN !! SO FAR THERE ARE 5 LAPTOP ARTISTS WHO ARE GOING TO PLAY ! BY THE TIME OF THE NIGHT I HOPE TO HAVE UP TO 15 PEOPLE PLAYING. ONCE AGAIN I AM LOOKING FOR SHORT " FREAK OUT " SETS SO THAT IS WHY I AM LOOKING FOR SO MANY PEOPLE TO PLAY! HERE IS THE DARK RAVE FLYER WITH SOME DETAILS ON IT

SO FAR THE PEOPLE PLAYING ARE

YETI MASTER http://www.myspace.com/yetiroosevelt

OH NO ITS HOWARD http://www.myspace.com/ohnoitshoward
is a break-cutting swamp monster lurking within the marshes of central Arkansas.

OXYGENFAD http://oxygenfad.com/ 12+ years of making electronic music, pioneer of ‘Breakcore’ and ‘Net
Labalism’. The tribal leader in cutting edge electronic/industrial
music. A living legend.

ANTAGONE http://a-pos.ca/
dark drum n bass / trip hop

ADMIRAL CRUMPLE


Dark, Hardcore and clever Hip Hop

THERE IS STILL ROOM!!! I AM TALKING TO YOU!! COME AND GIVE YOUR BODY IT’S FREEDOM!! IF YOUR MUSIC IS WICKED THEN E-MAIL ME AND TELL ME IF YOU WANT TO PLAY! E-MAIL ME AT

proteus@alteredbeats.ca

ALTERED BEATS IS COMING ! THAT FEELING IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT IS REAL ! YOU ARE REAL ! GRAB YOUR COMPUTER DESK WITH BOTH HANDS AND THRUST YOUR FACE IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND BEAR YOUR TEETH AT THE LCD PANEL ! LET YOUR SOLITUDE TURN AND MORPH INTO A SUB ATOMIC SLAM DANCE AND FEEL YOUR TRUE DIGITAL SELF EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY SHARDS OF CRYSTAL DIGI-PUNK EMBRACE OF LUNACY!!! THE MADNESS IS COMING !!!

LISTEN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! EVERYONE COME TO THIS PARTY AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO COME! MAKE SURE THE NIGHT IS PACKED AND I PROMISE I WILL TRY AND TURN ALTERED BEATS INTO THE BANG FACE OF NORTH AMERICA TIMES 10!!! DEAD SERIOUS!!! IF THIS GOES WELL AND I CAN DO ALTERED BEATS AT THE DARK RAVE ALL THE TIME I PROMISE TO REPRESENT THE TRUE UNDERGROUND AND THE VERY BEST OF CYBER-PUNK! … IF THINGS GO WELL AND I PACK THE PLACE I PROMISE IN THE FUTURE TO BRING DOWN THE TRUE JAPANESE UNDERGROUND! http://www.myspace.com/alteredbeatsanime I WILL BRING DOWN THE SHARPNEL SOUND CREW! DJ SHIMAMURA! DJ CHUCKY ! M-PROJECT ! HYPER-RAVE J-CORE ANIME / HENTAI FUELED SPEEDCORE WILL BE IN THE HOUSE! THE BEAUTIFUL SOUNDS OF ANIME GIRLS GETTING RAPED OVER FUTURISTIC JAPANESE HAPPYHARDCORE NEO-RAVE !!! PACK THE PLACE ON AUG 1ST AND THIS WILL BE A REALITY ! !!

IF YOU PACK THE PLACE I PROMISE TO BRING DOWN FFF ONE OF THE LORDS OF BREAKCORE!! HIGHLY ORIGINAL HARDCORE NuBREAKCORE PRODUCER WILL BE IN THE HOUSE !! LFO DEMON !! PANACEA !! DJ HIVE AND PHOENIX ORION !! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THIS WILL ALL COME TRUE!!! IF I PACK THE PLACE I CAN PROBABLY DO THE DARK RAVE EVERY 2 MONTHS OR AT LEAST EVERY 4 - 6 MONTHS !!! I PROMISE TO BRING NORTH AMERICA THE BEST UNDERGROUND MUSIC ON THE PLANET!! THIS IS NOT MISGUIDED HYPE FROM SOME ANNOYING PEOPLE WITH BAD NEGATIVE ATTITUDES ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET ! NO ANGRY DECONSTRUCTION SKID-CORE WITH ALTERED BEATS EVER !! I HEREBY PLEDGE TO BRING YOU THE MOST PHAT N’ INFECTIOUS MUSIC ON THE PLANET!! WE WILL ROCK OUT AND DANCE AND BE FREE IN THIS NEO-CITY!!!

ALTERED BEATS IS COMING! WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT SLEEP IN THE FETAL POSITION WITH A CLENCHED FIST AND TREMOR WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF HOW OVERWHELMINGLY MIND BLOWING THE PARTY WILL BE!! FEEL THAT BEAD OF SEAT POURING OFF THE SIDE OF YOUR FOREHEAD AS YOU READ THIS!!!

THE DARK RAVE THAT NIGHT IS A PAJAMA THEMED RAVE!! GIRLS ARE ENCOURAGED TO DRESS LIKE ANIME IN THERE UNDERWEAR!! GOTHIC LOLITA STYLE !! NEO-GOTH NEO-RAVER BABES!! PIG TAILS IN FULL EFFECT!!!

ARE YOU SICK OF NOT GETTING LAID? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WORKING OUT AT THE GYM AND YOU LOOK OVER AT THAT REALLY CUTE GIRL WORKING OUT AND SHE HAS NICE SHAVED LEGS AND IS WEARING BRAND NEW NIKE SHOES WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKETS … AND THEN YOU FEEL THIS PAIN IN YOUR GUT AND IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT BECAUSE YOU DESPERATELY WANT TO LICK HER FROM HER ANKLE TO HER NECK? AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING HOME ALONE THAT NIGHT AND ARE GOING TO JACK OFF IN FRONT OF YOUR SHITTY CRT SCREEN WHILE CRYING??? ~~~~~~~~ WELL HAVE NO FEAR !!! YOU ARE IN FOR A SHOCK BECAUSE ALTERED BEATS WILL BE PACKED WITH HOT YOUNG NUBILE OPEN MINDED LOOSE AND NIHILISTIC GOTH BABES AND RAVER CHICKS !! ALL AGES RAVE !! JAIL-BAIT IN EFFECT!!! THE OVERWHELMING MIND SPLITTING SONIC WAVES AND THE VORTEX OF NEO-BREAKS / HIP-HOP FLAVORED BREAKCORE WILL CONVERT THESE YOUNG GIRLS INTO NYMPHOMANIACS DYING TO BE REAMED BY YOUR ERECTIONS BROUGHT ON BY EGO-DRIVEN ELECTRONIC MUSIC THAT WILL FLOOD THE ROOM !!

BE THERE AT ALTERED BEATS ON AUG THE 1ST RIGHT AT 9 PM WHEN THE PARTY STARTS!! STAND IN LINE HOLDING YOUR $10 OR $20 IN YOUR HAND AND HOLD IT OUT IN FRONT OF YOU STARING AT THE MONEY KNOWING THAT IT IS YOUR TICKET INTO THE GATEWAY WORMHOLE OF SONIC TERROR !! WAIT IN LINE WITH A STARE OF CHILD LIKE WONDER AND DEMENTIA LIKE YOU JUST ATE A BUCKET OF SHROOMS OR DUMPED A VILE OF ACID IN YOUR EYES!!!

HERE IS THE FACEBOOK PAGE FOR THE PARTY

http://www.facebook.com/pages/PROTEUS/9211…eid=98875406570

THERE WILL BE VISUALS PROJECTED AT THE PARTY!!! THE ALTERED BEATS MASH-UP VIDEO PROJECT IS ALL ONLINE YOU CAN VIEW THEM HERE AND EVEN DOWNLOAD THEM IF YOU LIKE !!!

http://www.veoh.com/users/PROTEUS4000
http://www.veoh.com/users/IAMPROTEUS

AND HERE IS SOME LIVE FOOTAGE OF AN ALTERED BEATS PARTY HELD IN 2004!!! DOWNLOAD IT AND JUMP AROUND LIKE A SAMURAI !!!

http://www.alteredbeats.ca/live.footage.php

REMEMBER THE NIGHT IS CALLED DARK RAVE. THE VENUE IS THE BIG BOP ( THE BIG PURPLE BUILDING ON THE CORNER OF QUEEN AND BATHURST STREET ) HERE IS THE ADDRESS AND THE WEBSITE IN CASE YOU GET LOST.

THE BIG BOP CONCERT HALL
Kathedral - Reverb - Holy Joes
651 Queen ST W
Toronto, ONT
M6V 2B7

http://www.thebigbop.com/

AND HERE IS THE ALTERED BEATS FORUM

http://www.alteredbeats.ca/forum/index.php

ALSO IF THERE IS ANYONE READING THIS WHO KNOWS ANY ALTERNATIVE ~ COUNTER CULTURE ~ NEO-GOTH ~ HYPER-RAVE GIRLS OR REALLY SEXY COSPLAY GIRLS SHOW THEM THIS MYSPACE ACCOUNT AND ASK THEM TO MAKE A FRIEND REQUEST!

http://www.myspace.com/alteredbeatsgirls

OK THAT’S IT FOR NOW!!!

SEE YOU ON AUG 1ST !!!

PROTEUS

Skype " mcproteus "
Youtube : http://www.youtube.com/user/MCPROTEUS
Facebook : http://www.facebook.com/aaronbriancampbell
Windows Live Messenger : aaronbcam@hotmail.com
other e-mail : proteus@alteredbeats.ca
avalonwarrior@gmail.com
and proteus@alteredbeats.ca

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http://www.myspace.com/mcproteus

http://www.aaroncampbell.org/

http://www.mcproteus.com/

http://www.alteredbeats.ca/
http://www.alteredbeats.ca/mp3s.php

http://www.myspace.com/mcproteus

http://www.aaroncampbell.org/

http://www.mcproteus.com/

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http://www.myspace.com/mcproteus

http://www.aaroncampbell.org/

http://www.mcproteus.com/

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…Seriously there is a guy posting this on a lot of forums in capitol :wacko:

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hallo pplz wazzup PM me too buy free v149r@ softz 4 your little winny

  • jonhatan

hmmz shit sry gyuz wrong forum

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charly, that was epic :D

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Haha yeah but this guys putted it in every subforum :S

typical Breakcore kids…

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Sidechaining Tutorial 100% Working, to finish with sidechaining threads

Easy Sidechain/ducking Automated Fx, how to simulate “ducking” with lfo’s

New Sidechain Method?, Perhaps…

Erm, I Sort Of Figured Out Sidechaining (if You Have The Time)

Sidechain Compression - Done!, At least I haven’t seen anybody doing it this way…

Simulating Sidechaining In Renoise, Using the LFO-device.

Sidechaining On Mac Os X Vsts Available, anyone control teragon dualcomp or abyone?

Sidechaining Without Vsts, how can linux users perform sidechaining?!

Sidekick: Howto, Basic sidechain compression for mix management

More About Sidechaining, Is This It?, only with renoise native gate & sends

Simple Sidechaining In Renoise With Reaper (video Tutorial)

Sidechaining In Renoise (for Real)

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(I have failed as this is a legitamite response to post er fail er…)

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tl;dr

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I broke into GLADE this sunday…SUCCESS! ooh…wai